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Yeah I think that's the issue, it looks pretty natural on the West Ham kit.

Honestly think the Wonga logo looks 10 times better tbh Obviously it was more than just the appearance with Wonga like.

Argentina international has apologised after he made a slant-eyed pose in promotional pictures for his Chinese football club. :lol: that's so poorly thought through.

I think that looks tacky as fuck tbh, most sponsors do, but those ironed on 'modern' ones are especially tragic. It's actually impressive how consistently shite Puma have been. EDIT: The kit itself is actually canny tbh, that sponsor massively lets it down.

Warra chat up line.

Assumed you were on-about January as that was Bruce's first window with them - before that they were obviously a mess, still though in the summer the Championship players they signed were McCormack, Tshibola & Kodjia. McCormack was a dreadful signing but Kodjia looks great and Tshibola was only 21 last season. In January they signed Hourihane, Hogan, Bree and Lansbury which is a good coup for any Championship side - Hourihane especially is one of the best midfielders in the league. They took a little time to click after the window but Villa were clearly a lot better towards the end of the season than they were in the first, barring the slight honeymoon period they went through when Bruce first arrived.

They vastly improved after signing those bang average players like.

that is fucking disgusting.

The league falls apart when we're not in it.

What's the craic with their finances, are they really that skint?

Liverpool and Arsenal

Pretty much nailed on that he's involved in the plotting of a large scale terror attack like.

Rooney would obviously walk into our side but he's really not what we need like.

I'm pretty certain we'll not be disappointed like. I doubt we'd have much interest in Barkley anyway, but I think we can be pretty confident in bringing in 5-6 really strong players and probably a decent raid on Spain. We've bought players like Cabaye, Ben Arfa, Debuchy, Ba, Cisse & Sissoko (went for £30m) despite being managed by arseholes. And even though they never turned out too well players like Thauvin, Cabella, Yanga-Mbiwa, Anita & De Jong were all pretty exciting. I don't think players really care about Ashley.

He only has 12 month left on his contract like.

Tbf, and I'm not sticking up for Ashley, but I don't his mentality was right when he came back. He retired from City to get out of the game, was coaxed out of retirement a few years later and retired again within half a year after stating the difference between us and Chelsea (I think) was too big - I know the reason he quit wasn't that, but that interview sticks out. He always wore his heart on his sleeve but he seemed to have lost a lot of love for the game from leaving us to returning and in hindsight he wasn't the right fit at all. Contrast that with Rafa who won the league and then was watching the bairns a day later. It goes without saying that Keegan in 92 is the best thing that has happened to the club in my lifetime.

Christ, thinking it's 9 since since Keegan walked and the club pretty much fell into the void

I don't think you could trust 2008 Keegan with completely running the club in the way you can Benitez like. As much as I love Keegan there's a lot of romanticism about his 2nd spell here, we ended the season playing some really good stuff but it was no certainty that he would have us at the top again given time.

If Toure was in our system he'd be in Perez's place you'd imagine like.

'Dominic King' literally just pulled Fernando and Mangala out of a hat

The £100m for 'wages and training ground' is far more exciting than the £70m for transfers IMO. Think he means £30m there. From £100m 70 is for transfers and 30 for the rest.

I think we'll get 1 or 2 players in who people would assume we have no chance of signing.

The rest of the Championship seem to think our squad is worth about £500m so surely we can fleece them.

Blow the entire £100m on him.