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750/1 to win the league. Easy money. http://i.imgur.com/rzPLe7G.png

Ah f*** it, I'm riding this train. We're gannae win the league. That gif gets more despicable everytime I see it, and I've seen it alot. It's his vile rancid ego captured in a few seconds. Still get so angry everytime I see him. To be honest I love it, knowing what came moments later it's a beautiful thing. That game was Pardew personified and the world saw it.

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I bet Rafa edits his Football Manager save to give himself £100m funds and just sits up til 5am signing players.

Ah fuck it, I'm riding this train. We're gannae win the league.

The guy who wrote it is on Twitter and is saying that the headline isn't actually what the article says, basically what is article is saying is that compromises will have to be made for an agreement. He seems like a touchy cunt.

I'm not 100% confident Rafa will be here but I'm pretty sure that story is based on nothing other than speculation.

Even without money being raised I think this would have happened, she's probably just trying to be nice; doesn't want to upset the applecart. The Chronicle have somehow managed to spin that Darren Curry bloke into some sort of philanthropist.

So this is pretty much certain to go ahead then, mint. Are we actually the mental ones here? It's fucking Bizzaro World.

It's a really easy story to make up like, we'll see a lot of it until the season kicks off and the window closes.

Voted Shef Wed. I'm one of them weird cunts who wants the 90s clubs* to all return for no discernible reason. If not them then Fulham for obvious reasons. I still don't believe Reading finished 3rd. *Obviously Blackburn excluded.

Bet he slept in the dugout

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Joe Hart is predictably making howlers in Italy and was massively overrated for about half a decade but howay, as if we could turn our noses up at him

That's ClickHole stuff ffs

"amazing Rafa Benitez story"

It's 55,000 screaming Jawdees, and another 100k outside the ground.

You'd hope someone at the Chronicle reads the comments to that article and hoys one of their silly poles up. It'll unanimously be down-voted and you'd hope the bloke behind it would see that and pull another u-turn. Donate the money and at worst hang another banner from their stadium gates or something shite like that.

it's absolutely horrible seeing what chemo can do to people in the short term, like. Your right though, there's just no way the 2 things should be combined, it's completely mental.

Gouffran's use is pretty much nil in the Prem like, he cannot really fulfil the 'solid' but unspectacular role he does in the Championship.

I dunno what the fuck I was talking about last night like We're not offering Gouffran a new contract. For £6m Atsu is pretty much a no-brainer too, definitely.

Even ignoring the ridiculous finish the 1st goal is lush.

Unless we're upgrading Yedlin then he'll be our 2nd choice RB (and that's being a bit unkind given Benitez rotated the 2 for most of the season). I doubt we're desperate to get rid like, if we do we must be planning on bringing another in, I don't think we can rely on Jesus.

Where's this from?