Hanshithispantz

Probably one of the worst players I've ever seen.

Atsu's a proper Championship destroyer.

Nowhere near worrying.

I fucking love the cunt like, not going to lie.

It was proper George and Lennie stuff.

We had 2 goals chalked off at half time?

And another from ground level, just incase you wanted it.

Did Shelvey warm up?

Simon Pardew

'kin hell

A dry, blood coloured powder.

Hopefully Colback walks into the PNE dressing room and wipes his blood into that kids eyes.

Dummet with the FIFA chopback.

What a little cunt

Where did you read that? Not you Lovejoy a few days ago. Never wins headers. that was hardly the point I was making mind, but glad to see him bag. Aye, I'm not going to get into it again like, I know what you meant although I disagree. Ironically sniffing out and attacking headers like he did there is one of the things I've criticised him on

We're playing Preston's 2nd string, so I'm not going to go too over the top, but we look lush

Where did you read that? Not you Lovejoy a few days ago. Never wins headers.

Absolutely shite in the air.

CUNT

Hayden's a bit of a beast like.

no way was that him like.

In fairness he's played 152 minutes of Championship football, scored a goal, got an assist, and turned a 3-2 defeat into a 4-3 victory. In all seriousness though I know you're just messing around I just don't think we need to give ammo to those who get off on him not setting the place alight, he's only just turned 22 and he's behind a goal machine at the minute.

Where've you heard this then?

Preston Bell End

See how we get on without Shelvey. Pretty hard for us to put a bad team out though tbh.