Hanshithispantz

I wouldn't mind if he'd ever hit a penalty with any conviction but he hasn't. If the keeper guesses right they're saved. Without ever seeing Lazaar take a penalty I'm pretty safe knowing it gets belted into the top corner.

Saved. Never been convinced by his penalties like. Needs to power them in.

Penna, Lazaar should take it like.

Tommy Underwood

Saying he's shite infront of goal is fine and correct. I don't think anyone's ever denied this Plenty have denied that at different stages like. Anyway, my point was that there's a decent chance he'll score at some stage so be prepared for a backlash Plenty have denied that Mitrovic is poor in front of goal? I cannot remember ever seeing that like but fair enough.

^that's the kind if bollocks people mock.

Saying he's shite infront of goal is fine and correct. I don't think anyone's ever denied this

Can't say those things around here. Yes you can You're not a rebel yee kna.

FEWMIN (Disco™)

He literally rotated us in the league for the quarters against Hull, suggesting he doesn't care about the cups is canny naive like.

"That line up suggests he couldn't care less about the cup this year." We're playing Oxford.

Man Utd under Van Gaal and Moyes were aids to watch like, losing and looking absolutely shite doing so. Klopp's Liverpool have hit a pretty disastrous run of form but they're canny sexy when they're playing well and are still 2 points off second.

He'll be a solid body in a position we're weak in when we get promoted like, it'd be a good signing.

honestly though I don't think it really matters who we play barring like 3 or 4 teams.

"Links to Other Clubs' Message Boards" last updated in 2013 Ofcourse it's the dalooded jawdees shouting about their age old derby with Barcelona though. The internet is thick as fuck.

Ed Aarons has been spectacularly shit so far so no need to doubt him now.

That 'The Fish' always pops up on other fans forums like. "Newcastle Online is much busier, but mods are more strict, there's more kids who'll tell you to **** off, regardless of your input." Not sure why he's just made this up (and manages to contradict himself within a single sentence) Is there some sort of weird Forum War going on?

"A liberal hangout" that's the most Twitter thing I've ever read.

http://www.northstandchat.com/showthread.php?347662-Newcastle-Forums-Where-are-they

Never heard of him. Probably a weakling.

We can essentially go 11 clear of Leeds with our game in hand. Shelvey or no Shelvey they would have to basically gain 4 wins worth of points on us. As shit as we were without Shelvey I don't think it's fully reflective of us without him (1.5 points per game), and even if it was that form would have us finishing on 87 points. Basically a win or two off promotion.

I remember a Facebook link posted on here not long after Everton donated that money of someone writing in to NUFC asking them to pay the bills of a local child with an (terminal I think) illness and complaining that they said no but would offer 2 free tickets or something.

We sold Cabaye for less than £20m. If we were offered anywhere near that for Tiote by Man Utd or Chelsea we wouldn't be in any hurry to give him a new contract, nor would he have any interest in signing one.

What the fuck? Anything outside of football should just be left alone like, obvious exceptions for cases like Liam and John (although we took it to the largest extreme possible) and stuff like that Bradley kid as it raises awareness of diseases like neuroblastoma, helps raise money etc. This trend of randomly picking someone who died that week is just odd.