Hanshithispantz

This one's for you Hans. I read a report the other day* about another case where it mentioned that 'it has been claimed that when the accused approached the victim's foof, he arrived in his trousers.' *No I didn't. it's proper vile talk, I cannot stand stuff like 'pass wind' either.

I think it does like, I said it before even though it's obviously not worse it just sounds far more noncey. Kissing little girls.

it's completely moronic.

"she should be shot at dawn"

That lads main point was she was only after the money though wasnt it? Agree people getting compensation for every fucking thing is out of control mind. That said the mail are basically guessing it may be worth that and she may decide to sue based on them asking top lawyers not that its actually going to happen I never read that until further down like, edited. Like she'd had this planned all along ffs Mental.

That lad's right like*, she doesn't deserve that money Surely she wouldn't get that anyway though? *not that she did it for the money like, she obviously didn't.

He's fine on the right wing more often than not though, his link up with Janmaat especially at home is one of the best things about us going forwards. Away from home we clearly need a new plan, I didn't think Wijnaldum was as bad as usual last night but neither him or Sissoko should be in the side away until we can start picking up points and come up with some kind of gameplan, they're pointless.

Maybe McClaren was shouting "Number 17, Perez!" But the wind blew the fourth official's finger and he typed in number 29 instead.

Thing is it hasn't got rough yet, he's having a free fucking ride so why would he jack it? I mean he's performed disgustingly so anyone with integrity would probably have quit or been sacked by now, hence why we went for him which I guess we all knew. I'll despise him to Pardew levels if we lose Saturday and he doesn't quit. Results wise I mean, probably the wrong word to use like.

Did the wind have Perez pinned to his seat like?

Some of the comments on there. Imagine writing something like this and thinking "aye, that's good, I should definitely post this." This girl has probably been rogered by plenty of 17 olds behind the skips after nappy night but she decides to grass this one up. More fool him for falling for it though.

I thought he might have walked if it got rough but obviously not, he's basically Pardew at this point without the obnoxious personality.

Aye, a draw would have been a decent result, I get that, it's factually better than a loss, the problem is we played for a draw from the off and lost in any case, which was obviosly going to happen.

Honestly don't think I've ever heard of a side playing for a 0-0 before like, maybe McLeish's Villa. Even Pardew would throw on his bit of magic after 65 minutes.

But you don't play for a 0-0, that makes no sense at all.

We just hoofed it to an injured/unfit/pissed Mitrovic who may as well have just wellied it back towards Elliott. Edir: @gimp

I cannot think of anything more ludicrous for a football side than playing for a 0-0 like, we'd also be in the same position we're in now.

He should stay in the side purely for his ability to attack the ball at the other end, he had our best attempt pre-Perez and Doumbia.

Shit or not I cannot fathom why we're persisting with 1 striker up front away from home, he has to be better than Riv and McClaren clearlly diesn't rate Perez for some weird reason.

we have a keeper who likes to stand still and let average 20 yard strikes float into the middle of his net.

We were better against Chelsea.

Aye, that result was Janmaat's fault like. EDIT: Just read the rest, thought they'd just singled him out.

Aye lads, it's all your fault our manager sent us out with the instruction to not score any goals.

Should never play a Premier League game again.

In hindsight basing our entire game plan around keeping our 6th clean sheet of the season may not have been one of Steve's sharpest ideas.