Hanshithispantz

Is it just me or is kissing 15 year old girls somehow worse? That just sound properly noncey.

He'd have absolutely no shame playing a scoring against us either like.

Why would you admit to that for the sake of 10% anyway?

In fairness he only pleaded guilty himself at the last minute. It mightn't have been cut and dry.

Like Barton? Served 77 days, so yeah. Is that not fairly common though? I've know people get out early and be put on licence in a hostel like.

It's ElCid man, he's on a forum that doesn't rate McLaren at all but he has to be all "I'M ELCID AND I HATE HIM MORE THAN ANY OF YOUS PUT TOGETHA RAWWWW." I agree with most of what he says like, not having it that Pardew would be doing better though, fuck that

"We/yous would have more points under Pardew" is so fucking annoying man, it's complete conjecture. I honestly wouldn't be surprised if we finished above Palace this season, he's an absolutely terrible football manager, the worst 'proper manager' we've had to my memory. I've never despised a human being more who I don't personally know.

Only 4th have to qualify unless they've recently changed it? It's such a ridiculous request in any case.

Was watching MLS highlights the other night and when Robbie Keane scores the LA Galaxy PA guy shouts "RRRRRRRRRROBBIE" followed by the crowd shouting "KEANE". It's absolutely amazing. Howay, it's f***ing pathetic It's class man, I couldn't stop rewinding it. Completely batshit mental, and there's no place for it anywhere else on planet Earth, but it's the MLS, the have a guy who saws trees on the touchline. It's awful. Along with goal music, it just isn't on. Only seems to sound right when clubs in Europe do it. Like the Napoli guy, just shouting "GONZALO" over and over again Arsenal did it for a season or two, it was absolutely brutal. Honestly I think it's total shite and assumed that would have came across in my post when I called it 'absolutely amazing' given it's an announcer shouting Robbie Keane's name with an elongated R It has a certain charm about though.

Was watching MLS highlights the other night and when Robbie Keane scores the LA Galaxy PA guy shouts "RRRRRRRRRROBBIE" followed by the crowd shouting "KEANE". It's absolutely amazing. Howay, it's fucking pathetic It's class man, I couldn't stop rewinding it. Completely batshit mental, and there's no place for it anywhere else on planet Earth, but it's the MLS, the have a guy who saws trees on the touchline.

Was watching MLS highlights the other night and when Robbie Keane scores the LA Galaxy PA guy shouts "RRRRRRRRRROBBIE" followed by the crowd shouting "KEANE". It's absolutely amazing.

He definitely started to tire. Still, I'll take him playing like that at home most weeks, even if he mishits the odd long pass and tries the killer ball too often. Quite a few sat round me kicking off after his second or third long ball to Townsend, was slightly over hit and Townsend couldn't quite reach it. Not that I'm accusing you of this, but I'll never understand that mentality. I enjoy watching high risk players like him. We've tried playing with safety first, cowardly players. It's got us to the brink of relegation. Seeing someone like Shelvey in the team, is like a breath of fresh air (Partridge). His constant gesturing and pointing does get annoying, mind. It's good that we've got someone taking responsibility and control. But half the time, it seems totally needless and looks like it's for show I think he has an attitude problem like, he'd been here for about 3 days and was doing it

In both games he played a couple of pointless balls into space for their fullbacks to run onto, it seamed more in protest than anything else as there were no players in black and white to aim for. I just wish he'd have more about him in games like that and get stuck in more, it's obviously just not the player he is and we knew that when we bought him but it's the difference between someone like him and Cabaye.

He grafts his bollocks off and is all over the pitch, he's slow as fuck and not very athletic but immobile is the last adjective I'd use to describe him (unless he's in the box and there's a ball flashing across the 6 yard line). Agree with Mojo, I think he'll be far better in his mid 20s and will be fine in his 30s too.

Below the belt that mind.

Forgot all about that Essien quote

Without ever seeing him kick a ball, but having him rape me on FIFA 2012/13 many-a-time, I'd describe him as a 'pace whore.'

Apparently they beat Arsenal at some point. Other than that they've beaten Stoke twice (down to 9 men one game and 10 the other), Villa, Us, Sunderland & Nowrich (bottom 4).

Man Utd are actually a proper club, so them.

They're basically us at home.

I doubt we'll move the match to Crown Court like.

I think people only look at it like this because McClaren has had the team so dysfunctional that it looks as if we can only play 1-way - Sissoko on the wing, Gini behind Mitrovic with 2 midfieldiers sitting behind him (even though we've been shit for about half a season using the same system). We're effectively limited to making the Perez for Townsend change (which still came far too late imo). Even though our squad is fairly imbalanced that still shouldn't be the case, we should be able to bring on a 2nd striker to kill the game off.

Mitrovic's first time ball from in our half to send Sissoko through (who was then wiped out).

Thing is imo we had two players (assuming Doumbia isn't shite) who can score goals on the bench whilst we were watching us fuck every chance we created up on the pitch.

I'd have brought Perez on for Townsend or Wijnaldum a lot earlier than he did. Doumbia against their centre backs who have a combined age of Doumbia himself too.