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Sack the fucking idiot. Jesus Christ

What in the absolute fuck , why would he say that?

I know from experience that doesn't do anything. Fucking grass.

He should be putting his all into being the best he can be, but he clearly doesn't and Pardew clearly lets him get away with it as he's a piss poor manager who hasn't got a clue what he's doing. There's obviously 2 ways to keep Ben Arfa on your side, get the best out of him on the football pitch and allow his career to flourish, or never play him but allow him to do what he wants outside of match days whilst telling the world how much of a talent he is and how much you admire him. Ben Arfa is now probably in the worst shape of his life.

"We're gunna win 5-4" was clearly asking too much.

He'll start Ben Arfa and Marveaux and we'll win.

He probably needed a rest, not to have what's left of his dwindling confidence completely shot by being played out of position one game and then dragged off at half time the next.

"He started off really well like, with a 5th place finish and that, and everybody thought he was great. But then they realises he wasn't because he nearlly got relegated and started playing this Shola Ameobi guy, who's like Carl Cort but not as good. But they still did like him because they blamed it all on this Ashley geezer, who owned the club or summin, so it was all his fault and they started asking Pardew to give them a wave, which was weird."

I would love to see a Barry Shitpeas/Philomena Cunk segment on Alan Pardew's management career.

We aint. We are, pack it in. Where do you see us winning another game ? Theres no rule that says you need to win another one is there? 37 points isn't enough to stay up. You get points for draws as well. We cant score or defend, we certainly wont get a 0-0. We cant win from behind which is what happens in every game. I dont see another point while this mingebracket is in charge, i really cant. Don't think even Pardew's exalted powers of listless defeat will get us 12 losses in a row. We haven't scored in 7 of the last 8 premiership games, including Sunderland, Norwich and West Brom and lost a cup game to Cardiff. I think it's very possible. You think we'll pick up 0 points for the rest of the season whilst 5 of the bottom 7 will all pick up between 10-13? We play Hull, Swansea, Fulham, Stoke and Palace. Lose all them and you're in trouble. We need one win and i cant see where it's going to come from. Aye you would be in trouble if you lost all them like.

Villa (H) Hull (A) Everton (H) Fulham (A) Palace (H) Southampton (A) Man United (H) Stoke (A) Swansea (H) Arsenal (A) Cardiff (H) Liverpool (A) We'll finish on around 50 points and everyone will be singing Pardew is Our King and laughing at the morbid negativity of this place. Relegated next year.

We aint. We are, pack it in. Where do you see us winning another game ? Theres no rule that says you need to win another one is there? 37 points isn't enough to stay up. You get points for draws as well. We cant score or defend, we certainly wont get a 0-0. We cant win from behind which is what happens in every game. I dont see another point while this mingebracket is in charge, i really cant. Don't think even Pardew's exalted powers of listless defeat will get us 12 losses in a row. We haven't scored in 7 of the last 8 premiership games, including Sunderland, Norwich and West Brom and lost a cup game to Cardiff. I think it's very possible. You think we'll pick up 0 points for the rest of the season whilst 5 of the bottom 7 will all pick up between 10-13?

Yep. It's fucking useless/ We aren't going to lose 12 games straight ffs We'll stay up comfortably in the end.

We aint. We are, pack it in. Where do you see us winning another game ? We could lose every game by the same scoreline as today and still stay up in the vast majority of premiership seasons.

We aint. We are, pack it in.

We are safe like, thankfully.

What's this? EDIT: Ahh typo. We drew 0-0 with Nowrich before the mackem game

Stop attention seeking man you fucking tail.

I cannot blame him, I don't give a shit anymore.

We'll get a couple of flukey wins soon enough and it'll be back to "cyber tears from the anti-Pards brigade."

It's starting to pall a bit, like That 4th soothed the pain.

He's fucking cursed.

I'm canny sick of being beat 3-0 now like.

Shit wind up is shit.

Really baffled by those subs like, what is he trying to do? What system did he have in mind when making them?