Hanshithispantz

Cabaye is erotic when on form.

dropped for Shola Ameobi. Surprisingly being "played wide left, wide right and central" probably hasn't helped his form.

You tell them Neil. Dunno why that made me laugh.

You can carry over one maximum. If you don't make a transfer one week, you get two the next, but you don't get three the week after. If you only use one of your two free transfers, you'll have two again next week.

Do transfers carry on to next week or not?

He doesn't use it every other week along with a flurry of other such bullshit though which is sort of the point. All managers talk shit, all make us excuses, very few do it almost every time they open their mouth.

It's literally the least interesting thing I've read this calendar year.

Yeah it's knackered for me too, just says my account isn't synced or something.

What iOS apps are people using for this?

Remy isn't really expected to defend tbf, he's a forward and is pretty much just left to be one. Pardew wants Ben Arfa to be a Jonas like midfielder until he starts scoring a few and then he's his wild card, his "bit of magic", we might as well stick the cunt up front on his own why the fuck not. 3 games later he's no longer beating 3-4 people on the trot every 10 minutes or pelting in 20 yarders and he's not doing his job, he needs to defend more, lets reel him in and try again in a few games time. People seemed to think that a couple of seasons ago Pardew was dropping him because he was unfit, which wasn't the case at all. The same shit's happening now. He's just not a Pardew player at all.

Pardew dropped him for Shola Ameobi. That sentence there pretty much tells you all you need to know.

Whatever Pardew's choices have been with Ben Arfa this season, like other seasons, it's likely he's played a blinder.

Such an awful week. I finally bring in Suarez and give him the armband. 2 points.

It's absurd that he hasn't been starting games like. It'll be fucking mind-blowing if that continues.

pardew you so good thank you

He's an idiot if he doesn't bring Ben Arfa on now or before this pressure dies down.

Aye mate.

Neil

"I think it's going to be decent, a bit of banter. Usually I'm always in the front line of the banter..."

how is he so thick?

Why doesn't he shave off that tuft of hair at the front?

I would molest that kid. EDIT: Ben Arfa that is.

Fucking hell man. They've been so bad as well.

Great ball from Ben Arfa, great run from Cisse. Utterly detestable finish.

These balls in, man So happy the kid has been benched like.