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I’m still confused about our apparent constant foul play like given we get hacked down far more often than the opposition, hence the amount of free kicks we win.

The worst team ever for time wasting

https://www.redcafe.net/threads/eddie-howe-22-23-newcastle.473609/post-29995151 We’ve been adjudged of doing that heinous act of seeing out a game again

I’ll have to see it again but I thought it was a stonewall penalty like.

A bizarrely deserved yet lucky win. Top marks to the Serbian Chopra.

ahhhhhhh fucking hell

It is a penalty like, just absolutely ridiculous they’ll give that but not the one on Schar against Leeds. No consistency at all.

It’s why losing Bruno won’t be ‘too’ bad imo. It’ll force Howe into a re-think and hopefully unlock another avenue. He’s evolved the squad a few times for the better but it’s usually always forced.

Might sound daft but bringing Joe into the middle and putting Maxi/Isak in might actually help. I love Bruno but Howe has shown before we can lose big players an not really miss them.

The ref has been shocking for Fulham like

Why has the referee put that free kick back to a place it never was?

Longstaff gets into great positions constantly like.

At this stage I think we’ll be going for youth or world class upgrades rather than filling the squad with further additions ‘for the sake of it’. Players like Billing fall into the Sarr/Cornet category people were keen for in the summer but the club never seemed interested.

Shelvey had just come back from a ~6 month injury. We need another midfielder but it’s harsh to call him shit when he covered the 6 role fine last season.

Just seen the Rashford offside decision Surprised at how blatant it actually was. Anyone who doesn’t believe he’s interfering with play there is a total melon.

If the club have a policy on stuff like this to suspend players then he will (and should) be suspended, or if Howe thinks it's worthwhile to the squad to do so. There's really no need for us to ban him just for the sake of banning him. He'll lose his licence, be fined, and has been shamed in the media, it's probably enough like

https://fbref.com/en/players/44bfb6c5/scout/365_m1/Ruben-Neves-Scouting-Report From the past year where he’s been playing in a shocking side.

Neves’ stats are great in and out of possession and he was great against us first half atleast.

Neves would be pretty much my pick for a 6 tbh. I sort of doubt his sanity given his post match comments like, but that may just be evidence of him being a massive shithouse.

Why would Dortmund want to lower his value?

Think this may be thread NO finally jumped the shark like

Hope he just says “5 and drive” and moves onto the Fulham game.

In all seriousness it's shit craic but he'll hopefully learn from it, some of the histrionics are bit...

HERE LADS, I'D HONESTLY RATHER IT CAME OUT HE WAS A NONCE

Just an excuse to post this video really like, but we might as well go for Old Busquets.