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Just checked the Chelsea score and as expected more goals were scored in the 2nd half, wankers. This is the first time my new betting tactic of accumulating loads of daft bankers together has failed though, can easily get 5+/1 by staking on a few games on things such as '12 > Corners' 'Draw after 10 minutes' 'card handicaps' etc. A lot more predictable at this stage of the season than results at the same odds imo.

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Change the thread title - "don't be Hanz" I'm fucking shit like

Ah well, that under 3.5 goals looks fucking finished now. Cheers Chelsea

Ba Cisse Ben Arfa Simpson Tiote Krul All of those can be crossed off already, maybe a couple more i've missed? At a guess Santon will be the only player not strongly linked with a move away (from our first XI), with Williamson a possible 2nd, although I expect him to be linked with some Championship/lower tier Prem side if and when we bring in a new CB.

Suarez on the left instead of Ba in the 4-3-3 would be pretty delish like from a footballing perspective, no way I would want him anyway near here though. I also would prefer Ba to 'click' properly in our more fluid system, should he stay.

The message boards where this kind of account was amusing are now defunct

It isn't a great statue imo, but it's hardly poor. Certainly nothing really to slag off about it, other than it could have been better.

Nee idea what i'm doing wacky accumulator. 1 Under 3.5 Liverpool v Chelsea (Alternative Total Goals) 08/05/2012 None 1.40 To Run 2 Under 13.0 Liverpool v Chelsea (Alternative Corners) 08/05/2012 None 1.44 To Run 3 Under 12.0 Albinoleffe v Empoli (Alternative Corners) 08/05/2012 None 1.40 To Run 4 Under 4.5 Albinoleffe v Empoli (Alternative Total Goals) 08/05/2012 None 1.11 To Run 5 Under 12.0 Universitatea Cluj v CFR Cluj (Alternative Total Corners) 08/05/2012 None 1.30 To Run 6 Under 2.5 Rot-Weiss Oberhausen v SV Honnepel Nierdermormter (Match Goals) 08/05/2012 None 1.44 To Run 7 Under 11.0 Hapoel Tel-Aviv v Maccabi Netanya (Alternative Total Corners) 08/05/2012 None 1.28 To Run

An ultra contrary wind-up account? Original.

Agger left back I presume? Mental either way

Fucking hell

Changing the strip at this point is far worse than changing the stadium name like, and that was pretty fucking bad considering the history involved.

The first reply is fucking superb

Americans = Irish. Seriously?

Not working for me like?

Aye I cannot see there been many goals in it. Probably take Chelsea & Under 2.5 @ 15/2

3 a game minimum. In all seriousness I doubt he has the technique to slot into the current 'Barcalona way', even as a lone striker.

I saw that thread, the bloke who got the tattoo needs his fucking head checked like. In such a visible place too.

Douglas it is then

If Arsenal lose Van Percy they will be massively worse off next season, no matter who else they sign imo. You could obviously say the same about us with Cisse but it won't happen.

The ridiculous lengths you have to go to in order to watch a Premiership goal, match or highlights online.

Hatem, Cisse, Colo, Krul I think the rest are atleast semi replaceable if we look hard enough. Those 4, however, are some of the most gifted players in their positions you will find.

What's the advantages of using that place Wormy, over just using your statement on the betting site(s) and your bank statement like Richy has said? I've just signed up and for some reason was expecting it to automatically calculate my betting history across all betting sites or some shit (somehow ) but you have to manually edit it yourself. Just seems a little laborious. I don't exactly deposit loads like, maybe £10-20 a week if I have no winning left in my account.

eh ? People usually post links to RTG for a giggle, and as there was no explanation, just a link, it caught me off guard I suppose as I was expecting some daft reveal halfway through the thread or something. Really sad to read anyway.