some nuggets of gold from the big sam!!
@TheBig_Sam
Asked the wife for a quickie. She said she needed to get "wet as a duck" before full penetrative action occurred or it would hurt.
She soon rued those whining words when Big Sam came back into the bedroom with a power-hose.
To be honest, it was just for a gag, but when I walked in and saw her pendulous tits out, I blasted her face off. Such awful, terrible tits.
She's begging me to come to bed now, but fuck that. I've just mastered the 'Seinfeld' theme tune on my bass - I'll be up for hours yet.