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What a day that was. I was 11 at the time and at that point it was the happiest day of my life.

Aye, shame it's not in Newcastle eh? Not really. We don't have to pay for it's upkeep but the myriad of bars and restaurants in Newcastle reap the rewards... just across the Tyne via the award-winning bridge (also Gateshead's, also free to NCC tax-payers) Chuck the Sage in and there's a pretty happy bunch of beneficiaries North of the water. A bit like sunderland and it's....erm. Glass thing? Is that still open? And their flatpack stadium.

Aye, shame it's not in Newcastle eh? Breaking news!!!

could be worse, could be that...

I reckon Obertan's got a better first touch, we should claw in the £30m for Sissoko and unleash feather touch Obertan on the championship. Released, wasn't he? Aye, him and Marveaux were released.

To be honest. Anything at or above 45k is unreal after a relegation! Like I said earlier and someone else mentioned, a lot of people are either on holiday are going on holiday and saving their pennies.

I've often thought similar, like someone's being taught to use the internet for the very first time... "So if I start a new 'thread' it gets published straightaway and the whole world can see it and discuss it?" "Yeah, shall we do a test one? Just type the first thing that pops into your head" "Ok, ermmm.....'Has anyone ever farted and followed through on a bus" "Great, try another" "Lets see.....'Whats everyone's favourite smell? Marker pens for me like" "Excellent. One more?" "Recommend me an umbrella stand'. I'm getting the hang of this" "Good job son.....hang on these have all gone live. And the fart one is up to 9 pages...." This is Ready to Groom down to a T!

This!

Did you read the whole article?

Still over 2 weeks to the match as well though. There's always a lot of people n holiday around the start of the season as well.

This^ Was thinking just before there, we'll probably get someone sent off and give a penalty away in the first 5 mins.

I think thats why I'm nervous. I can just see this happening.

Canny nervous myself about this one. Draw wouldn't be a terrible result.

The current Marvin Humes.

I'm pretty sure that most of the fuckers on that RTG have totally lost the plot like. Every time I read a thread about us on there all I do is sit here shaking my head in amazement.

£3k for 417 flags is just over £7 each, assuming half of them are small blag and white ones (maybe 1ft square) that you could maybe get for £4 each, that still averages the rest at £10 each which is either a great deal or else they are going to be tiny It was a great deal , I placed the order , the smallest flags are 1.5x1.5 metres the largest are 3x2 although there's only 11 at this size but these are individual designs, the other 460 are in 1.5x1.5, 1.5 x 2.5, 2.5x1.5 and 2.5x2.5 metres in 14 different designs ( vertical, horizontal , broad, narrow ,chequered etc etc The actual total ordered was 471! But that's just from our group, we've had loads donated . If any of you are in the gallowgate and would like to volunteer to wave a flag send your name,block,row and seat number to [email protected], you could also follow us on Twitter @gallowgateflags. Sounds great. Cant wait to see it all at the Huddersfield game.

GOUFFRAN!!!!!

:frantic: Rafa Benitez, Rafa Benitez!!! :frantic:

Anyone else's periscope stream go tits up?

We're fucked for the second half. Never going to see what's going on down the other end.

https://www.periscope.tv/w/1nAJEbDPoPyxL

My favourite position.

Pardew did a couple of times as a sub. He played alright there as well.

More deadwood out the door.