Toon Hoser

Horrible photo doesn't help, but yeah they are probably shite.

Completely underwhelming appointment.

Saw the news flash on my phone in the middle of a large meeting. http://i.giphy.com/11QA1OTF3YZGpi.gif

Two things in life are certain. Death, and the Uganda Revenue Authority SC.

Tempted by the Argy shirt. Two simple colours, no stupid trim, so money.

2015 Copa America shirt showcase.

Could have bought another player with all the cash they sank for that.

A WC with Canada in it.

The FBI would have nailed him quicker than Mossad on Eichmann.

GTF OUT!

I buy classic shirts from the pre-Ashley era and wear those. Feel it sends the same message, ie.: a) I won't buy the shite new shirts because of what they represent (Ashley, Wonga, no thanks) b) I won't buy the shite new shirts because they look like shite and we should have better

Love the ridiculousness of the yellow Barça.

Looks like a rotting tomato in every photo.

Good for Norwich. Reckon they might have nicer shirts than ours next season.* * I have a mania for mad yellow shirts.

Jonas forever.

Classy. Special. Adios Rodgers.

Scanned all of Sportsnet and TSN. Four different games showing up, none of them ours.

2003 Kit reveal, starring Nobby, Shearer, Shay, Dyer & Woodgate. http://i58.tinypic.com/ncxrbk.jpg

Anti-Ashley shirt generating more buzz/anticipation than the club's actual shirt.

Another piece of over-designed shite from Puma. I couldn't be bothered to get worked up and rage over it, since I never intend to buy another shirt during the Ashley-Wonga era. Fuck it, they've killed all my enthusiasm for this club. http://i.imgur.com/7dN9Z.gif

Out with a whimper.

0-2 and rescued by Man U.

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