Toon Hoser

Same Joey, different season. Takes to Twitter to inflame things with the club he's contracted to so they get rid of, and he can continue searching for that elusive greener grass elsewhere. Haven't been following his OM career too closely, so not sure how much impact he's made there.

Finally saw the video as I missed this whilst going mad immediately after the goal. Holy s***, he did the Lambeau Leap. That's fantastic!

Love the number of pets / children / neighbours who get freaked out at moments like this.

CISSE!!!!!!!!!!!! Just blew the roof off my place. Neighbours might think someone is being murdered. THANK FUCK!

Chelsea OG.

Quite like it just for its sheer outlandishness It's very Kraftwerk.

Rafa's skinny neckties.

Martin Jol chewing a huge acid paper. He's watching giraffes and zebras ballroom dancing.

It's also the word "wonga" itself that sounds goofy. Is it an acronym for something? Is there a meaning to the word, or it they just thought it sounded catchy?

Man, those are horrendous.

MANNN I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE NEW KIT. http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/448/waitingb.gif

Just arrived. Quality is excellent, if not 100% authentic. It feels like a modern football top, very light. But the cut, size, and feel are great. Well worth a purchase for anyone interested. Mine arrived today. Sizing is perfect. Some of the online photos are worrying, because some of the shirts look almost like a ladies' cut - tapered around the waist, then flaring out over the hips. Not to worry, this is cut like a normal men's shirt. The material is different from an older SCORE DRAW shirt I have. Admittedly this one feels cheaper and could click any minute now. Also, it is shiny as fuck! But that goes hand in hand with this hallucinatory design anyway. This shirt is anything but subtle. Looking forward to horrifying the neighbours this summer. Happy hoser is happy. http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/1788/nufc199091awayyellowssa.jpg

Someone was paid handsomely to come up with those gratuitous beaver teeth.

Another Puma sample, another odd collar thing: Malmo. http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/7600/pumamalmo1314.png

20 pages and not a whiff of a hint of a rumour of a leak of next season's shirts yet. Puma has got them on lockdown.

I caved and got the 1990 away. Let us compare shirt quality when they arrive.

Clicks, nicks, pulls, bobbles - there's a whole lexicon involved with describing old shirts.

Excuse my ignorance, what do you mean when you say it "clicks"? It's when you start getting little nicks in the fabric, so it's no longer perfectly smooth as new. Usually happens when you brush against something and a thread catches and pulls. The cheaper the fabric, the more likely it is to happen.

General collar hatred +1 Beautiful design tho.

I own a couple of these retro tops - they are made well and good quality material. If they were tatty crap I'd say so. Missing maker logo doesn't bother me.

Orient owner talks of relocation if West Ham become sole Olympic tenants. http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2013/mar/21/leyton-orient-olympic-stadium-hearn-essex

I was doing so well, curbing my reckless shirt buying, until you came along....

Guarantee it won't be nearly as nice as that, unfortunately. Aye they'll do something utterly maddening like wavy stripes. Already bracing myself to rage. :rage:

Thanks for finding clean images. That guy is getting carried away with his self-promotional watermarks.