Toon Hoser

Help us Harper, you're our only hope.

FFS.

45 excruciating minutes coming right up!

That yellow top.

"Calamitous goal."

That Nike vs Puma comparison is devastating. Why does all that pointless shite have to be tacked on to NUFC's shirts every year?

More pleasing to the eye, a better look at Juve's 13-14 shirts. http://img829.imageshack.us/img829/1656/juve1314home.png http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/830/juve1314away.png

The faux pocket takes the tackiness to the next level. A universe of horrors. http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/5131/acmilan1314third.png

... where is the manufacturer? The manufacturer is AVEC. Why they don't have a logo on the shirt is... a mystery.

New home and away kits for Crystal Palace, including a new club badge. They finally binned that clipart eagle. http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/2487/crystalpalace1314.png http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/5396/crystalpalacenewbadge.png

West Ham are ditching Macron and going with Adidas next season.

http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/289/monkeysz.gif

I hope Fiorentina gets it.

Star Wars Day at Real Salt Lake! http://www.realsaltlake.com/news/2013/04/real-salt-lake-host-star-wars-day-rio-tinto-stadium-Saturday

We have had blue trim in the past. http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/9530/nufc199900homestripes.jpg

'Magpies' *runs away and hides*

I'd love it if we wore the yellow one with blue shorts and white socks, love it.

Wongatastic Blackpool 13-14. (the shirts above are from the past season.) http://img844.imageshack.us/img844/6010/blackpool1314.png

Argyle seems... gimmicky. Then again if you decide to call your club Sporting Kansas City you must be OK poaching any gimmick.

Still can't believe this game actually happened. http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/8104/nutsec5.gif

http://img825.imageshack.us/img825/8006/columbuscrewscoreboardf.jpg

Heartbreaking shit. Pardew should resign after this.

Fuck this shit.

I am disappoint.