Toon Hoser

Italia home 2013. NUFC shirts often take a cue from Puma's Italia designs... http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/3548/italia2013home.png

2/10 would not relegate.

I watched most of the Toronto-Montreal "derby" on Saturday. Toronto don't look like a complete farce so far.

That is awesome.

http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/6339/chelseahome1314.png

B-Mag doing us all a favour. Or B-Mag coming to murder us while we sleep in.

SJP photo essay from two years ago. Just found it. Lots of pics. http://tims92.blogspot.ca/2011/04/newcastle-united-st-james-park-ground.html

Juve shirts have leaked: http://img547.imageshack.us/img547/2009/juve1314.png

Cabaye's waxed chest would get banned for causing too much distraction among fans/players/referees/TV cameramen.

Feyenoord link up with OPEL. http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/4097/feyenoord1314.png

The range of accents he runs through. He sounds like Prince Charles at one point.

http://www.portlandtimbers.com/supporters/timber-joey Yeah, I lived a train hop away from the Bull Arena and for the life of me I couldn't get attached to that "team". They're just so awful from top to bottom. The MLS is getting better though. One of the weirdest things are the shitty salaries players get, as opposed to the monster packages they get over here, makes teams more relatable somehow. Outside of Chivas, NYRB is the worst. Nobody cares about it. It's what they get for putting the stadium in Harrison, NJ. Miserable corporate name is loathsome too. Save that shit for Korean baseball.

Toronto FC should be a massive, top top club, only they seem trapped in an annual cycle of Rebuild-Failure-Purge. 8 managers in their first 6 seasons or something like that. Baffling.

Seattle Seahawks away http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/6723/soundersaway.png

Bear lends it some context.

Based on France 1984 kits.

Seattle Sandringhams home http://www.football-shirts.co.uk/fans/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Sounders2013.png

Another look at the new France away shirt. http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/7272/franceaway2013.png

It's FC Pearl Jam FFS. Surprising that the Sounders haven't come up with something like this.

Possible Man U away shirt. Not sure if serious? http://img717.imageshack.us/img717/6221/manutdaway1314.jpg

Away flag shirt might get wrecked by a sponsor logo, but that version looks great.