Toon Hoser

Hysteria. What's wrong with people not liking it, even if they've got no intention of buying it anyway? We've got to look at it every week and it represents the heritage of the club. What's been particularly frustrating about the last two is that they've been so close to excellent. That's what gets me. It's so close to being a really nice kit but some idiot designer had to f*** with the stripes for some retarded reason. It amazes me how many times and how many different ways these 'professionals' can screw up a simple black and white striped t-shirt. Worst of all is that the same company produces a brilliant kit for another team (Botafogo) and gives us shite that looks like 'production error stock'.

Villa confirmed. http://www.football-shirts.co.uk/fans/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/VillaHome.jpg

Vancouver Whitecaps reveal 3rd kit... brown! http://www.canadiansoccernews.com/content.php?3334-Whitecaps-down-with-brown-as-third-kit-unveiled

Hull home 12-13 http://img545.imageshack.us/img545/483/hull1213home.jpg

Shirt is shite. Fuck the spikes. Design idiots don't understand that less is more. Botafogo = no spikes, lush NUFC = spikes, shite *goes outside to throw stones at passing cars*

@mbalotelli1990

Following online, no video. Thanks.

Which team is in blue?

France would look better with white shorts/red socks.

http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/4572/romahome201213.jpg

Looks like they just rejigged last year's Marseille shirt.

I love it.

Coventry City, home and away. http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/4833/coventrycity1213pumahom.jpg Braziliana!

Complete debacle by Cardiff's asian overlords. Meanwhile, Charlton's home golf shirt goes from bad to worse: http://www.cafc.co.uk/javaImages/64/a1/0,,10267~10920292,00.jpg

That's horrible... and real!

Fat Sam away http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/7871/westhamaway1213.jpg

Horrendously bad on Lille. Is that some kind of 'sailor's dickey' around the necks?

Thank you.

PSG. Something seems to be missing... http://www.football-shirts.co.uk/fans/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/PSG-home.jpg

Ancora? Mama mia!

QPR this time not waiting until the day before the season starts. http://www.qpr.co.uk/javaImages/4d/bd/0,,10373~10861901,00.jpg

Those Chelsea fans they keep showing in close up are proper creepy. Look like the Oswald Mosley Youth Corps.

Holloway looking anxious now.

Fat Sam looking anxious.