Toon Hoser

Is this another "red for the Asian market" thing? Ooh, just thought of a football pet hate: Teams that switch to red shirts for the Asian market.

I thought I was being harsh.

The outbreak of "Guess Who Wins Again" memes has got me thinking who best to compare Ashley with in literature/history. He seems a single-minded bastard who would trample on traditions to get his way (Henry VIII), who is still a fat rogue you can't help but liking (Falstaff). Too many English Lit classes? Any better analogies?

Yup.

Love the suffering.

Poor Andy.

Let us relish it!

YES!!!!!!

If Carroll comes back I'll buy a shirt with his name on back, even tho I've railed against those dammed shirts from the first leaked image, fuck it all, I want him back so badly, there I said it.

How many fans can he piss off in one day?

Spurs 3rd shirt: http://www.footballkitnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/New-Tottenham-Third-Jersey-2013.jpg

Spawned its own hashtags now. #FullKitWankers #KopiteBehaviour

did they finally google him? "Quelle horreur!"

You would, he plays for one of the twenty one premiership clubs you support. http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/9665/burnsauce.gif

Oh lord!

Do Marseille want to completely derail their start to the season?

Could stare at this for hours. I have fewer than half of those. Jel. Would love to track down the "Marseille" looking one from 07-08. The one in my avie is still my favourite.

http://www.football-italia.net/23747/furious-conte-ban-absurd Drama.

Is that the one at Yonge & St. Clair? There's another "Duke" pub nearer to me - Duke of Somerset (?) at Bay & Gerrard. Mayhaps I'll venture forth and watch there. Although bed is also a tempting option... Duke of Somerset was not ready for prime time. The match was on Sportsnet One - a basic channel on any cable package - and they didn't have it. Manager dude tried clicking around to various channels and whatnot without success, but the clock was ticking down to kickoff, so I bolted. I speedwalked a block to another pub - the Wolf and Firkin, which thankfully has Sportsnet One! I used to hang out at the Wolf and Firkin a lot, but the food is s*** and I found better places. But they came though this time. A pub without decent cable FFS! Anyway, Ben Arfa, yes, result.

Comedy scenes. They'll bring out a bullhorn next.

The Passion of the Pardew.

@RAWK_Meltdown should be rolling out the laffs all weekend.

LOLerpool.

Same thing with Owen Hargreaves. Born and raised in Canada, he's the only player to have played for England despite never having lived there before.