Toon Hoser

Wouldn't there be teasers from the club ahead of the reveal, to build the anticipation prepare us for the worst?

AC Milan home kits officially unveiled. I dunno, I sort of like the rugby-style collars, and they probably look even better on long-sleeved shirts, but it's supposed to be a football shirt.

That purple LOLerpool thing is horrific.

Swindon Town have secured promotion to League One. Di Canio got it done.

That went well.

Oh la la! Je t'aime!

Monsieur le Sexy. Updated table?

It looks like an old style rugby shirt.

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Great Zeus!

It looks like a production error. WTF is wrong with these idiots? Stop this stupid "creative" shit and give us a normal striped shirt.

Clicked it.

I may not even click it at home.

I would buy five of Argileye's "Batafocastle" shirts to wear for the rest of my days. Would never need another.

http://img818.imageshack.us/img818/1497/fiorentinacx5.jpg I'm so turned off by the Fiorentina shirts of recent years that I went and bought a purple Lacoste polo shirt and got a Fiorentina badge sewed over the little alligator, thus becoming my personalized current Fiorentina shirt. And there you have it.

What the fuck are those spike things supposed to signify?

Looks like.

For some, Hillsborough has evolved from tragedy to fetish.

The stripes are perfect. Why can't we get stripes like that? It's always got to be some kind of arty shite! *runs outside into traffic*

Brazil's Botafogo revealed new Puma kits. Will our new collars look like this? http://footballfashion.org/wordpress/2012/04/09/botafogo-puma-2012-home-away-and-third-kits/

Tied with Spurs. http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/2084/jajajajajajao.gif

Pardew is in love.

HAHAHAHA LOLerpool.

Birthday greetings. https://twitter.com/#!/Miss_Leightley/status/187914664099848192/photo/1

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