Toon Hoser

Toon players celebrate while, unbeknownst to them, Steve "The American Dream" Harper lines them up for a flying elbow smash.

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Back of the Cardiff collars: "Yeah, you'd wish you were somewhere else too."

Cardiff City away. Sometime between viewing this image and typing this post, I decided I'm sick and tired of Puma's 'two-stripes-on-the-collarbone' template. http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/30/cardiffcityaway.jpg

Either the Argie anthem has the most complicated time signature ever, or that was proper butchered.

Just realized that's "Macron Man" on both shoulders. The debacle continues.

Aye. Pulled on me old Maradona 86 shirt. (no not really)

Or he'd hang back during a scrap and wait to land a cheap shot on someone with his big skull. http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/194/bonksrevenge.jpg

Napoli. http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/8464/napoli1112.jpg A beautiful shirt, but... multiple sponsor logos? Brutal, just fucking brutal.

Paraguay GOLLLLLLLLLLL!! 2-1

Argies are now 3rd in their group.

Hyper-excited Spanish commentators FTW.

Must have cleared customs then. Seems odd the Bolivian govt would mess with their own team.

Bolivia's kit saga: new kit http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll349/Todosobrecamisetas/ESTRENOS%20NTs%202010/Bointro.jpg old kit http://www.ca2011.com/media/galeria/alta/035173120100008.jpg

Brutal, just fucking brutal. I was just thinking about getting to a game at BMO Field sometime this season. I've never been, imagine it won't be hard to scoop some tix. Should I spare myself the frustration?

Argies flat. Columbia should have won.

Mmm, key lime pie. http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/5301/eats.gif

Noticed Peru opened the tournament by playing their first game... in their 3rd kits. Which are essentially their away kits without the sash.

Reading home. Are they still considered "hoops" if they don't go all the way round? http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/5812/reading1112pumahomefoota.jpg

Bradford City home/away. What kind of team does this to its fans? http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/2923/bradfordcity.jpg

Chile's got a whiff of the onion bag, they've got to go all the way now.

Cracking header!! :ragesubsiding:

How about that, Chile. Good things happen when you put the damn ball on the damn net. :stillrage:

Teams like Chile drive me mad. Chile is fucking around like Arsenal, trying to walk the ball in as prettily as possible. Mexico made the most of their opportunity and put the damn ball on the damn net. I'm too damn invested in this damn match now. :rage:

Lads, a Serie B team will not get the hottest women hangers-on. Tis the price of relegation.