Toon Hoser

First image: Oh my god no. MattyP's mockup: Mint. This please!

The 10-11 home shirt looks horrid up close.

Those truncated adidas stripes look weird with the bare sleeves.

AJAX 2011-12 http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/338/ajaxhome1112adidasleake.jpg

I like old badges/patches. I recently bought one online and I'm going to stitch it onto a black shirt. (actually, I'm getting my mom to do it or else it would be a total debacle tbh). It's not a revolutionary design or anything, just a basic DIY job. It's simple and makes use of a nice old patch. Here's what it will look like: http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/9254/img5278g.jpg http://img718.imageshack.us/img718/8312/img5279l.jpg

I don't need no instructions to know how to ROCK.

Word! http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/4755/aquateen2.gif Caption: After utterly decimating the host team, the roving Magpies and their supporters lay waste to Villa Park and burn it to the ground (Artist's Impression)

I got schooled.

Mackems suffering a Newcastle-esque thrashing again.

Is there a link to this vid somewhere? Couldn't find anything on Youtube.

Missed the game, saw we won, well pleased. Onwards!

Epic.

Be nice to get a win tomorrow, but who knows?

http://img827.imageshack.us/img827/4244/newcastlebathtimeduck.jpg

Laced with flamboyance.

Just looked up the scores and saw that Toronto FC won their home opener 1-0. I live right downtown, but I couldn't be arsed enough to follow the team. Wish I could explain why.

Only the names.

Barton can't leave. I just got a Barton shirt.

Belgium! Home of the New Beat movement (1987-89), a classic era of hard-hitting techno/dance music that we may never witness again. http://img703.imageshack.us/img703/9404/belgium1.jpg Also, home of a sweet set of new kits by Burrda. This colour combination always looks lush. http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/3064/belgium1112burrdafootba.jpg L-R: Home, Away, Keeper

His loony interview with the French magazine was good for a larf. Other than that...

Arse! Feck! Drink!

The back looks like shite.

Past couple of pages have been HI-LARIOUS.

SVERIGE! Away Shirt 2011-12 http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/7039/swedenaway1112umbro21.jpg

For the special Mackem or Gunner in your life: Chieck Tioté Greeting Cards: http://www.mynufc.co.uk/ViewProduct.aspx?ID=21f18cd2cc3543d19c85add6b7c36be8 Man, are they dining out on that goal. Which cup did we win?