Toon Hoser

This September, if all my diabolical plans fall in place.

I was reticent at first, but he's won me over with his bedroom eyes. http://img577.imageshack.us/img577/3696/pardew.png "Didn't even have to BS this one."

Some people need to learn the hard way. Will these be the same kits for next season, or are they going to spring a whole new ensemble on us? I know there's a two-year rule on new shirts, but teams seem to treat the "rule" more like a "gentle suggestion".

So, after the Carroll blue shirt fiasco, I ordered a Barton shirt, home stripes. Good Loord, this shirt is shite. Possibly the ugliest one ever. I never realized there were ziggy-zaggy edges on the stripes. Looks like crap up close. And this cheaply ironed-on sponsors patch. How many washings before it starts to crack and peel? AUGH. COME BACK ADIDAS, WE LOVE YOU!!!!

...or getting mistaken for Juventus.

It's like we are an underground society here. Not always visible, but always present.

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Sometime last year (before finding this place), I found a website for NUFC gatherings in Toronto, but it was sadly out of date/defunct. There's probably someplace in TO or the Hammer for Toon gatherings. I just haven't been able to find it -- I'm blinded by all the cunts who walk around here in their brand new Chelsea scarves and hats. Good lord I hate a lot of people in this town!

"GET RID OF ALL MY ARSENAL SHIRTS"

Kitbag sells something like that one, minus the Umbro logo, as well as some other ones: http://www.kitbag.com/stores/kitbag/products/product_browse.aspx?free_text=newcastle&category%7ccategory_root%7c13125=football&category%7ccat_13125%7c11145=football+fashion You might be able to get decent letting done at a local shop?

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All class. RIP Sir Bobby.

I can't stop staring at Barton. He's giving Jose a cockpunch whilst giving Tiote a tickle and a blowjob.

Available 24 February: http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/5474/nufc44arsenaldvd.jpg

Will there ever be another player who wants nothing more than to wear the black & white stripes? Or is that just foolish romanticism with no place in this century?

Wildman!

Just get 'IS A c***' printed under the number 9.

I thought of doing that too, but figured the lettering would leave some kind of shadow/residue. Fuck it, I'm sticking with throwbacks from now on (he says now).

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1-1, all the scoring happens after 90 minutes.

KUQI getting ready.

Corner for Barton. punched away.

60-40 possession, but we can't score.

Waiting for them to cut to a shot of Kuqi rising out of his seat, breathing heavy, tearing his jacket off like Hulk Hogan.

Jose is a one-man armada so far.