Revolution Number 9

Nee Shola like?

We're that infectious.

We've certainly got the love part handled. Our fans took to him very well straight away.

Pull the maddest cowie face!

That bit proper cracked me up for some reason.

He's right as well. They caught me on my bad side.

Shit ITK to be honest. Boycoutt!

Reckon the last 1 and a half has been about people trying to chat up the new french lass. They've also seemingly given her the impression that every bloke in england is stuck in the 70s and a massive male chauvenist. Didn't kna ya could speak French mate. Get yasell in there. Le f***ing rights! Actually, you spelt chauvinist wrong. Back to the drawing board.

Yes, it's a thread about Ben Arfa. The only problem is, with his injury we haven't had a lot to talk about other than his signing and where he might play.

Reckon the last 1 and a half has been about people trying to chat up the new french lass. They've also seemingly given her the impression that every bloke in england is stuck in the 70s and a massive male chauvenist. Didn't kna ya could speak French mate. Get yasell in there. Le f***ing rights!

Reckon the last 1 and a half has been about people trying to chat up the new french lass. They've also seemingly given her the impression that every bloke in england is stuck in the 70s and a massive male chauvenist.

You know of any pacey strikers mainly right footed out in France that could partner Andy Carroll? Nice ice-breaker. Smooth. Rather off-topic and not long enough really to put in the funny stories thread, but really reminds me of a Sunderland fan I know displaying truly incompetent chatting up skills a couple of years ago. Me and my mates were at the bar and we looked over to see how his attempts were going and we heard simply, in a dour, monotone voice, "......and it hit Gordon, hit the post, went in, and we lost..." Suffice to say the face on the lass was one of contempt and f***ing despair. :lol: :lol: 'And then, the camera turned to martin woods, stood there in a shit jumper with his nob in his hands furiously knocking one out over the whole situation'

FYP, when Ali catches up to her. :lol:

Sounds like an X-Factor contestant. More like the old spice advert to me like

http://i.imgur.com/mIimB.jpg I hope you got up and strutted around like that after that post. http://ororke.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/haters-gonna-hate-kid.jpg

To be fair, she'll be about 21 now.

Do we know that this facebook page is the official real deal though?

Danny Simpson out!

stoke and blackburn play absolutely f*** all like newcastle to be fair like Bit unfair on Bolton to compare them with Stoke and Blackburn.javascript:void(0); When we played Bolton a few weeks ago all they did was hoof long ball after long ball,maybe that was a one-off for them but it just makes me laugh how everybody says they play "lovely football",on the evidence I seen they haven't. Aye, erm, can't remember what happened when we played them.

Justice for the ninety sinks Fucking hell.

If they wanted to scare the shit out of him, they should have just sent him a football boot with 'from Alan' written on it.

This thread's getting canny risky. :omg:

To be fair though, one of the sinks clearly had Steven's CD player.

So would I, but the size of her, I'd probably miss.

Hope they get pulled over and sent to jail for being massive c***s to be honest.