Revolution Number 9

What the f***ing f*** is that. .................Carroll ................Gutierrez Smith Simpson Routledge Barton Tiote.. Perch.... Taylor... Coloccini ...................Krul :lol: Sky in shit football reporting shocker.

Basically the same team that cocked up several times against Man City, but shitter in every conceivable way. It will be a miracle if we get points from this game

I think they've become everything their fans used to hate about Man Utd, but without the positive of playing attractive football. What self respecting team starts time wasting from the 25th fucking minute for gods sake.

Twice we've played man city this season, and twice the officials have blatantly tried to win them the game. I'm not pinning our loss on it or anything, I know it was our comedy defending, but it really pissed me off. Joe Hart's timewasting was the worst, could have added on another fucking game at the end with what it took him to take that free kick at the corner.

58008 Or the more advanced... 55378008 boobs are more fun than boobless. QFT. ^ What he said.

No, look, it's all part of the plan! We need Smith on to kick fuck out of De Jong.

Have to say like, in the main they seem to be a reet set of pathetic mongs on ready to go

If it means he signs permanently then I'd let him spell BOOBS with the number like a primary school bairn with a calculator.

Looks like City v Everton is going ahead, that means he's available for our game. Of course, if all goes to plan he's not going to be available for any games after that, because we're going to f***ing bury him.

He's trying to tell us we don't know what really happened while he was there... Who do you think you're joking Dennis? A tribunal of Judges, after viewing all the evidence, still ruled that you're a c***. That's fairly fucking conclusive to me like. I can just about manage to base an opinion on that.

I reckon we should pay that very fat bloke that always gets caught on the tv cameras to run (using the term loosely) onto the pitch and sit on De Jong's face, before letting loose with an almighty wet fart. Perhaps after the little c***'s done being botted so he can't run away. Thoughts?

Was just about to gan mad about that meself. There's only one United and they play in black and white.

I reckon there's a very distraught pigeon above Old Trafford right now wondering where the f**k that came from.

Now he's giving Routledge grief... http://desmond.yfrog.com/Himg615/scaled.php?tn=0&server=615&filename=3jyq.jpg&xsize=640&ysize=640 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: This is the best!

The UN Secretary General job awaits.

http://i.imgur.com/Yyrnu.gif :lol:

My admiration for both Alan's Pardew and Smith would go drastically up if this happened. Bring the smudgenator on with the sole purpose of making that thug c*** leave the stadium in an ambulance.

He hates you now.

Alreet Nolan, time to gan for the 40.

Would be canny funny if it was a fake and they strung along Danny Simpson like that

I've just been told that this twitter of his is a fake? Is it true?

Then Enrique could quite literally carry out his threat to kill him by sliding in for a horror tackle and permanently injuring him.

Wonder if they both pick Newcastle?

I bet he had to quit because he was beasting everything that was put in front of him. A bit like that bloke off the south park episode, but if he was a cool and unstoppable spanish left back rather than some fat boring c***.

I might join World of Warcraft just so we can have something else in common.