Revolution Number 9

His family sound like a right bunch. WAGtastic. Bloody hell, it's a lass as well. At least if it was a lad he could shorten it to 'Devon' Nearly as bad as Jamie Oliver's bairns. I dunno like, I'd feel more sorry for any lad who has to live with that name for the rest of his life. You will never feel more sorry for anyone than you will these four: No amount of money and mint school pack lunches could ever make up for that.

His family sound like a right bunch. WAGtastic. Bloody hell, it's a lass as well. At least if it was a lad he could shorten it to 'Devon' Nearly as bad as Jamie Oliver's bairns.

Devonbow

Consider that a deposit for the wank bank tonight

Mememememe for the vid please... I've been reduced to watching videos of him at Marsielle and pretending the kits' black and white

How busy is this board though? RTG is probably one of busiest messageboards going and during the day has over 1000 people logged in regular,I admit it's s*** and full of kids but when you've got that many logged on it's always going to receive more threads. Have we got anyone on here who's enough of a sad c*** to work out the percentages?

We're proper deluded if we think they're going to show the last Harry Potter film at Newcastle like.

You do realise that what you are doing is exactly what happens on RTG don't you? I think the irony is lost on some people on here. We're licking windows?

Aye it does, used to be canny good as well cos you could get cheap as fuck VIP box seats and that got you infinite refills on your popcorn and drink. Then some daft knackers took over it and stopped the refills, so since then it's been as shit as everything else there.

Should have booed him.

RTG is always good for a laugh like.

I've heard that he's a phenomenal public speaker, up there with the Ivory Coast's best. Nah, Nolan said he was a "quiet lad" but I don't know if that's because he hasn't got to grips with the language yet. He doesn't need to be loud: when he has something to say, everyone listens.

Hope we batter them to fuck, and not just because it will really help our season. Really divn't like West Ham.

20 million, is that it. We could sell his knackers to science for more than that.

We talk about selling them when they're s*** as well. probably more to be honest.

A forward who can consistently both play football and score goals will do the trick, so I'd say Keane.

Tiote was probably man of the match, but I feel like he shouldn't be cos of that fucking embarrassing bit at the end there

He wants to delete his twitter... no...

That save's going in the wank bank.

I reckon Carroll should get a mopchop just like Tiote. In fact they all should, so we can play a team of mohawks.

That save's going in the wank bank.

^ This is the definition of internet bravery.

Don't check the Leon Best thread! Only kidding Don't jinx it. That gormless knacker is on the bench.

Imagine if he ever scored... I honestly don't know what I would do.