Revolution Number 9

Talk to the hand Jason, cos the perm aint listening.

Reckon he needs to ease up on the beans.

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11096_6493358,00.html Sky Sports have put him in their team of the week as a left back. Great investigative journalism there Sky, well done. Not even considering that they havent got a full team down as of this post.

Nolan is pulling his maddest cowie face.

I'm quite partial to 'Cheickmate' myself.

whoopsy

Aye, exactly like Matty Pattison

Haha, just been looking at arsenal mania like. I'll tell you what it is:

I reckon he's a bit like the biblical Samson; he derives his powers from the perm. If he cuts his hair he'll suddenly become completely shit at football.

Don't know how many of you have seen his fan Q&A session yet, but here was the best one for me. Bollocks. I think it was because he was in fact manufactured by the US government to be a ruthless killing machine, but was found in the wilds of Africa (having just completed his mission to assassinate a ruthless warlord by strangling him with his cock) by NUFC scouts and reprogrammed to play football. His former club was a hastily concocted cover story + a few payoffs.

It just seems like everything he does makes you want to break out into a furious wank. Unbelievable buy.

That's exactly what it is tbh, they've seen that their 'Hughton Out' campaign didn't work so they're changing tactics.

Even in that shite story they printed neither player's really done much wrong Carroll's ragged some slapper, Nolan's not done anything at all and neither of them as much as touched the supposed 'cocain' that these lasses supposedly brought with them. They could have at least made it really bad so that, say, Nolan was cheating on his lass with a leper and Carroll was snorting powdered uranium through a hole in his left eardrum.

They're putting out just about the same team that lost to us, except in a 4-4-2 with Gyan and Welbeck up front.

Don't know about his guttering but they'll do a great job washing his windows.

Telling Carroll what's for tea.

Well this is clearly the result of what happens when a set of delusional c***s come up against a club who are their superior in every single way.

Jason Cundy = NE5? That depends. Is he on air at around 11:15pm, briefly after last orders down the local? Last orders at 11?

I'd like to expand on that and say fans that do daft little choreographed celebrations in the pub. Some c*** was at it today when arsenal scored their third and did this daft pretendy bowling thing. He clearly thought he was cool as fuck. We all just thought he was an idiotic little bollock.

Good spot, fixed. Nee bother

I'm going to assume the 2nd choice/circumstance one is meant to be for away games and vote.

Looking back off the top of my head: The Young penalty at SJP was soft albeit daft from Harper, definelty on contact though. Luckily Villa were that bad it didn't cost us. Henry should of been off at Wolves. Although Wolves should of had a penalty as some have pointed out. Nolan taken out at Everton. Coleman and Fellani lucky to finish the match as well. The Alex penalty at Chelsea. The absolute disgrace that was the City match. The second goal today. Luckily a few of them haven't cost us. Apparently they "even themselves out over a season". So after Christmas we should be in line for a shitload of points we don't deserve. They really don't. One of the many wrong cliches in football. They don't for us anyway.

They were basically playing basketball in the first half and getting away with it. I counted at least 3 handballs in dangerous positions, one in the box. Put the ridiculous second goal on top of that and I'd say while we definitely deserved to lose through our catastrophic defending, we didn't deserve to lose by that much.