Revolution Number 9

It's the exact opposite really, they're putting no graft in at all

Aye but that's not in the Garry Birtles commentary book. It goes like this; We're losing - We're not good enough We're winning - They're not good enough We're drawing - Neither team is good enough

He was probably running round with a fucking paint gatling gun tbf.

He could be watching us beat Barcelona 8-0 and he'd say the 8th goal wasn't good enough.

Seriously though, too much positivity going round at the moment. What's going to go wrong?

http://www.skysports.com/video/inline/0,,12606_7199129,00.html Not sure if this has been posted on here yet. Do Sky actually pay this man to be utterly miserable about all our games?

Or the left back they've been missing just about since the dawn of time.

Soon the penny will drop that their team is mediocre at best both on paper and on grass and that they completely wasted the Henderson money. I mean fucking hell, I know we want to see the Carroll money spent but imagine what would have happened if Bruce was our manager and we gave it to him?

I want them to lose narrowly but put in an almost decent performance, that will slacken some of the pressure and still keep them in a completely f***ing miserable position.

Aye he'd be worth a hefty pay off surely.

Good logic. We're fucked.

Who is Kelvin? That's the spirit!

This was a huge part of Enrique's game IMO so it's good to hear.

Of course he's not serious man If it was a Sir Ricky Sbragia thread I might have wondered though.

Fucking hell, he's still playing?!

Did yous not see it on the forum index like?

Don't care if Giggs, but Plymouth are being bought it seems.

He was knackered off walking out of the tunnel man.

We love it when it's bad to be honest, that's when it's funniest. All our players are better than Man Utds, attendances are down because McCoys have a new flavour of crisp, bad news stories about Sunderland are the magedia's fault etc etc.

I know Darren Bent had a bit of a spat with it as well didn't he?

If he's such an easy target we should make him warm up behind their goal.

Clearly a wind up. Yeah I would have thought so like, some of the responses clearly aren't. We noticed your (at least who we presume was you) attempt to try and bring some order to the madhouse by the way, brave

Suppose that could explain Ready to Mong's complete panic attack deleting all the threads. There's been known instances of their club staff reading the forum and they've had a surprising amount of media coverage recently due to signing Ji-Dong and Bendtner.

Discriminating against rockers tbh.

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