Ginola

6 different goalscorers is mental

Love the little radge

Mental he's this well rounded as a centre back at 23, buzzing for him getting a goal

Gordon's class

Love this and he's absolutely spot on. He'll get fined and it'll get swept under the rug though

Great finish. Minteh took his goal very well too

Gross had Martinez on toast for his goal. Brighton do a great job of getting the best out of all their players on a weekly basis

Blatant foul on Tripps just outside the box first half. Bruno should have been booked for a dive in the box. Not a chance there was a foul on the keeper for the disallowed goal. Standard of refs and VAR consistency is woeful, it's just made up as they go

Fast becoming my favourite player

Love that Shay's in the studio now

Harwood-Bellis would be ideal if Lascelles did go. Quality CB that can play out from the back and wouldn't need to be starting immediately. Type of signing that should have fans frothing at the gash

Joelinton hasn't looked himself so far. Don't think we'll see it but I'd like AG to the right and Barnes on for Miggy

I love that you've not just gone for 1 screen for the match, but added a second for additional Newcastle news

Been impressed by Bissouma

Woeful header

Just reserved a table

Pizza and Moretti, I'm going full Tonali

Gordon to open to the scoring, then Miggy adding another on the counter attack. Barnes off the bench with his standard clinical finish then Haaland with a Kane esque meaningless consolation. 3-1 Eddie's Mags

Goosebumps at the Miggy coke face goal again

Also occurred 9 years ago and inflation exists

I think RCB would have been bigger priority, but this also feels like the right player becoming available, and I think we'll take advantage of it. He'd be a good addition that can contribute now but be a great addition for the future

Drippy bald cunt just avoids the question, basically admitting it's a pen

O'Neil- "I still think it was but I'm not surprised it wasn't given" or something to that effect. Exactly what we're all thinking

Why do people still bite at Froggys obvious bait

Beyond a joke, no mention of it in the post game summary on sky too