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Was gonna say. That's fucking aspirational shit for me.

Southampton have just been sold.

Disgusting how it's been handled but glad it's being dealt with now. Mental to think with all the abuse allegations in football over the last couple of years our club hasn't reviewed it's operation. Then from a mercenary level the staggering lack of output alone should have led to someone wondering what the little troll was up to. Our academy should be the jewel in the crown and a major priority for any new owners.

Pissing myself here. That's brilliant! The streaker looks like someone I know.

Agreed. I just wish someone would do a really deep forensic analysis of where the fuck the money is in the press.

What the hell is a Dacia Duster. Sounds like some sort of hoover. Some cheap ass car. Loan signing incoming

Timmah

f*** off. That one of Wilde's? Wilde he was fucking livid. *The old ones are the best.

Yeah that's weird.

On it. "Alright pet can I speak to Amanda Stavely?" "Who?" "Wor Amanda, she's buying Newcastle Utd." "I think you've got a wrong number" "Pinemartins rule, fuck you Mike....no mum I'm on the phone........I will........no.......sorry got to go"

Is it a Ninja party ? It's The Hand, but we've only tried for a derisory loan bid for Daredevil. Ah well we're f***ed.

Only caught the last 25 minutes but that was class.

If it was a done deal Stavely would be funding transfers. It's his club and we're knackered until the deadlock breaks.

I think the ball bounces over his tackling foot not sure he does touch the ball.

Agreed

Im struggling with Shearers mind Looks like Gabby Logan What about Costas kid on the left.

jesus christ "we should sign Danny Ings or Jamie Vardy" Didn't even know there was a "newcastle fans tv". Club should ban it somehow Can we talk about Adam's "haircut"

Keep going at this rate we'll all be worth a couple of hundred k at least

Ashley doesn't give a fuck about cups so us putting out a 2nd team and losing would be business as usual. We fielded a strong team as Rafa wants to win, and winning games builds confidence something which is extremely fragile for us.

It's a bit cold tonight.