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Surprising as he's usually really affable.

Just seen this. I approve this pun.

Signed him for his pedigree chum.

I preferred it when I knew where the cunt was. Like Pardew, JFK & The Best In The Premier League I sleep easier knowing they have jobs that aren't us.

The only kind he scores.

40 points but no one left to play.

Just to entertain this absolute horseshit for a second more than it deserves, to be promoted already we'd have to be sitting on 102 points right now. From a maximum available of 111. Okay.

Yes please This will be amazing. He did a cracking job with the Winehouse doc. Let's hope it's in fucking Imax.

20 minutes gone. Chill.

Him and Delia, poor cunts.

Come in late to this

Bournemouth are appealing - rightly so IMO. I don't see how it's rightly so. Mings clearly deserves a heavier ban. Agreed

Unleash the Gayle.

Comes with a (new) strip And a happy ending.

Teach me Sensei

Both anytime? Canny that! Good luck! Yeah, fingers crossed. Through Paddy Power.

Had a fiver on a Hazard/Wor Andy double. Half way there, 50 quid profit if it drops.

It'll be Foxy Bingo or some such shit.

He's fine. Said we'll be the worst team to ever win the championship if we win it which for him is quite upbeat. I was shitting it in the last 20 or so then it cut to a shot of Rafa giving instructions to Yedlin (i think) when he was coming on and the guy just looked like calmness personified. No panic, just an arm round the shoulder calmly telling him what he wants like everything happening on the pitch was going just the way he planned. Saved me a pants change anyway, f***ing love the bloke. This. Each time they cut to him on the sidelines I feel like pinching myself, he oozes calm, experience, intelligence. 2007 CL semifinal penalty shootout against Chelsea. Everyone is going crazy and mad with tension. Our manager: http://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/multimedia/archive/00405/126223843_football_405759c.jpg

At the very least can someone take his belt and shoelaces off him.

I slow cooked some Oxtails for ten hours with some onions, garlic, veg & and bacon last week, and the gravy was absolutely f***ing incredible even if I do say so myself. f*** onion gravy. I would if I could

So to clarify you don't like mint sauce, you can still walk this gravy thing back man. Come back to the light.

Don't like gravy. Controversial.