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"The club stated that it was an oversimplification to talk about a cash position at any particular point in the season. The cash flow has peaks and troughs through the season and has to be managed – including periods to ensure the club is not in a negative cash balance – with support given either by the owner or through an external lender. Either way, by the end of the financial year we aim to pay back what is owed, in terms of short term funding, to whomever it is owed. The amount owed to the owner was disclosed in last accounts and the figure is currently less than that. However the source of funding and level of funding required for the remainder of the season is not yet finalised, so this position may change."

That bit about at the end of the financial year we intend to pay off short term lending to whom ever it is owed. Does that mean Ashley and if so is that why he told the players he's not selling this season?

Literally npw

Mainly having a good stare and feeding the beast her fucking boilers.

Jose has the look of a man about to disappear up the clock tower with a sniper rifle.

Bloody love Silva. He can do it all.

That would have been a glorious goal. Sane is some player.

Fyp

Klopp has done some brilliant work around how he integrates and beds in new players. I love how he's brave enough to not rush a player he doesn't think is ready. Getting Sturridge back is either brilliant man management or insane luck. I guess you have to say if Sturridge was a Man U player would he have come back under Jose?

TBF if it was us Mike would have printed a load of Sports Direct shite to make it feel homely

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2018/09/20/spurs-stadium-workers-heads-cocaine-alcohol-construction/ That's Living Alright!!! They're not on speed though am I right?

Nah.

36 points with Captain Alonso and Arnautovic to play. Bang average.

Staggered that the fat cunt has bought a new tie tbh. There goes our transfer budget. Something bad is gonna happen, he's dressed up and look at that grin on his face.

Four horsemen of the apocalypse. Reckon they are pulling the trigger on Rafa.

Fulham much better 2nd half.

Blatantly fancies him

Some class speakers lined up, very impressive.

https://youtu.be/V_tGKd3egWI

Zaha will get the red card he wants in this one.

Yeah that was incredible

Hail Hydra.

"For me, this is just someone blabbering on about shit and making up personalities/stories around people where those personalities/stories aren't even close to fitting." Think this line from Kaiz is key. As that's where the joy of Mince comes from for me the bizarre surreal caricatures rather than impressions. The absurdist elements are what does it for me. There's no grounding in Beardos wife loving boilers, but by God is it funny. Completely get how it's marmite though and how it won't resonate with people but I bloody love it. My parents hated Vic & Bob but I loved them growing up.