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Dummett, Wilshire and Lascelles all to be carded at 100/1 Slim to score first and get 2 33/1 And us to win and more than 2.5 goals 9/2 2 quid on each

Give this magnificent bastard whatever he wants.

Fucking hell.

Skipped to last couple of minutes and he's talking like bloke not allowed near kids.

That's great.

Walking into negotiations like when Perry came back from Manchester but this time he watched The Apprentice. "Thank you Mrs erm I mean Lordess Stavely can I suggest we call the company Hoc Stercus Tauri Est."

Congrats on the win, and probably the title. Cheers. Hopefully next year they get trades up and running so people will be more engaged. They need to overhaul the entire site for drafts it's awful to use.

He went out on loan for game time, big difference if a top tier club come in throwing around equivalent wages compared to what we will offer.

One way traffic.

Dear Stif, I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy You said you have plans for the reserves how far along are they? Look, I'm really flattered you asked about Theresa but she's busy I ain't had chance to meet her. I'm sorry I didn't see you at the game, I must of missed you Don't think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you But what's this shit you said about your friend paying strippers with a smelly fanny. I say that shit just clownin' dog, come on, how fucked up is he? You got some ideas Stif, I think you need that oven To help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get hungry son. And what's this shit about us meant to be together? That type of shit will make me not want to buy NUFC ever. I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time Before you go on Talk Sport yourself, and ruin mine and Rafa's line. Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan I just don't want you to do some crazy shit I heard this one Mag on Total Sport a couple weeks ago that made me sick Dude was drunk and said we should win everything. Come to think about, his name was, it was you Damn!

Phoenix Nights? Kenny Senior iirc.

[emoji38] Chuck Norris wants what? Woodchip?

Does that make a difference?

Before & After

I'm not sure what's worse that Stiffler is delusional or that Staveley might be taking advice from him?

You know what to do now...

Fucking glorious genius, immense. Tenth on the level investment he's had is ridiculous.

What a result. Rafa is a magnificent bastard.