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HA, used to love that every Saturday morning! Getting stuck in to the biggest pastry selection known to man!

£12m survival clause Havin' a laugh!

Not again

Never heard of him, never seen him play. BUT you lads are going crazy, so I am happy.

Never really heard of him! Look forward to Sevilla saying he isn’t for sale, next week ??

Between Lille/Botman & Sevilla/Carlos, we have had our pants pulled down! It's a joke!

At least Howe is being bakkered by the new owners!

Will Sevilla realise next week that they want £39m and drag it out for another week? May as well!

He's bobbins, majority of us know that, I'm still in shock we spent £25m on him! Just hope he can nick a few goals in the last 17 games, they could be massive.

One of the worst free-kick goals you are like to see

Crowds lobbing stuff at players is ridiculous to be fair, but 2 of Villa's players going down like they have been snipered after being hit by a Lucozade bottle, chuffin' heck, get a grip guys. Person who chucked it must be good at bowling mind!

I agree mate, although you seem confident in us picking something up with our game in hand

Not looking forward to Raphinha having a field day against our defence!

"Have there been any bids for our players, Eddie" "No, no bids for our players" Shock

Impossible to achieve... who the chuff does he think he is!!!!

Sven Botman take 3

Aye, like I say, probably unrealistic expectations from myself, however, still a tad disappointing, whichever way you dress it up ultimately.

Me too! I genuinely thought we'd hit the 1st January with maybe 4 or 5 transfers 80-90% of the way done. Not saying the club hasn't tried or isn't trying but can't help but feel a tad disappointed it's now the 18th January and we only have Trippier and a very expensive Chris Wood, in the door. Mind you, I am probably not being realistic, we are 19th in the league, with 1 win to our name all season, I'm sure people aren't breaking their necks in the rush to sign for us unfortuantely.

Not sure how much more of this transfer talk my emotions can take.

Burnley and Watford has been postponed.

I've got 2 football pet hates, not sure which one annoys me the most, probably the goalkeeper one. 1 - When a goalie pulls off a decent save, but then has the urge to run 20 yards to the edge of their box screaming their head off and gesticulating with their hands, despite it not really actually being anyone's fault that the attacker got his shot in. 2 - When an attacker is in a CLEAR goal scoring position and decides to take a shot at goal, and invariably it doesn't find the net, the other 2, 3, 4 of his team-mates in the box all start throwing their hands up in the air as if to say "why didn't you pass it to me to score", even though there were defenders in the way, or they were stood in an offside position.

Let's play a game. You get to list 3 footballers. If they get linked with us tomorrow, you win a Freddo & a Bag of Beef Space Raiders - I will finance this myself. Disclaimer: They can't have already been one of the 1,573,853 players linked to us this January transfer window. Do your best!

Ekitike is currently being lauded around his 15th potential club in the last hour, so who knows!

Chuffin heck! That is grim. Who are they?