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Man alive, I have been busy today. Come back on the forum for the first time since this morning and we have updates on Wissa, Samu and Kolo Muani. Yes I know what you set of chuffers are going to suggest I do.

He's one of the most world class players we have had in years. Absolutely brilliant footballer, could play the game in a dinner suit. I would be GUTTED if he left us, next summer, summer after, whatever.

Go on Kenneth lad.

Nicolas. If you are reading, Munich is such a lovely place (I have never been but you will love it), definitely go there above Newcastle. Tottenham, another jewel in the crown (haven't been there either), but definitely prioritise going to Spurs above Newcastle. Hope this helps.

He's got 24 hours until he decides to print his boarding pass.

This for me! The numbers quoted even £40 - 50m are absolutely ridiculous, let alone other higher amounts Chelsea are throwing about for him. We cannot rely on him for goals and that is exactly what we NEED and want in a striker. He's absolutely pants.

Some absolute shockers in there, and just emphasises that we shouldn't be going anywhere near him.

I'll hazard a guess at the fact he's not good enough

No No No No No No And no.

The latest I am hearing is that Sesko has 24 hours to decide.

Walk any slower and he'd have stopped

They've had their Out of Office on since 1st June...

Which is why I said 'rarely'.

Not seen that, where is it please?

Please no to Jackson, this would be a really, really poor move. Whenever we play them and he plays, or I watch Chelsea play, if it looks like a move is progressing and I see Jackson has what would be a potential goal scoring opportunity, rarely do I feel worried. Think that sums it up.

Honestly, something needs to happen, we really, really need some GOOD PR pretty quickly.

I don't even know what to think anymore regarding our approach and targets. It's plain to see that something is completely off behind the scenes, missing out on 1 or 2 of your targets, ok, other people will be interested, but every target bar Elanga, we haven't got hold of. I think the is a fine line which clearly has been pretty well emphasised, between ambition and realism. I feel we may have tipped too much in to the ambition category, not saying there is anything particularly wrong with that but the higher the ambition, the more competition, and at this time, would that realism be 100%? Feels like we have blown this window in a huge, huge way. This should have been possibly one of the most exciting since the takeover and a real chance to kick on as a club and get things right for a busy campaign from August. Yes, that requires a deal of ambition I understand that, but the warning signs should have been there when we started getting prolonged answers on players and other teams moved on to our targets. It's been pretty shambolic and is more than likely going to severely hamper the season ahead. Really not good enough.

What's Owen said to Shearer?

Our transfer strategy and actions in a nutshell

Ah another 24 hours. Why not? What's another 24 hours when our first game is in 11 days

How many days now until we play Villa

This lad spends more time on the deck than Anthony Gordon.

Could that mean Lookman is on his way out?

I'm glad Sesko was leaning towards NUFC this morning. Gave us that hope and promise.

Can we please stop mentioning Nicolas Jackson in any form of coming to play for us. It's bad enough us being rejected by every player on earth currently, but mentioning links to Jackson are the icing on the cake.