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Tottenham: £57m. Arsenal: £56m. Liverpool: £54, 4m. Newcastle: £54,2m.

Llorente for fucks sake Howay man, Luke Edwards.

He has confirmed he's signing for Manchester next season. Which of the two clubs, he didn't say.

Jj'Hoops ‏ @Jay_Hoops Paintballin with the team was jokes! Obviously my team won, #team gunners! #nufc18s Urgh.

Another huge loss then. Sort it out Pardew, man. Horrible.

Those women's faces looks so alike. Surely twins or something? Not that I really care

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/martin-skrtel-wants-transfer-to-a-champions-829555? Liverpool defender Martin Skrtel is set to stun Anfield chiefs by asking for a transfer this summer, according to a report. Fan-favourite defender is said to be frustrated at the club's lack of progress despite splashing out over £100m on new faces since the start of last year.

Aye, he's class. As said before though, he's another one we'll possibly miss because of ACON.

Chedjou clearly want's to join (too), but it's definitely Debuchy he's on about.

Cabaye will stay either way. Definitely want Debuchy though..

Going on about Shola

Debuchy. Hello.

Nah. One to compete with S. Taylor (and Williamson), and a young'un.

Won't matter.

I fucking love Sunderland and their fans. Couldn't ask for more hilarious "rivals".

Swiss defender Valentin Gjokaj is having a trial with us.

Brilliant.

Unbelievable!. There is just about zero chance Hoilett will join Sunderland. And for the love of God, please don't suggest Sunderland is equal to Newcastle in any single way.

One goal win please. Not sure why people want Liverpool to crush them..

The quote in L'Equipe translated: "My goal, long term, is to play in top clubs winning the CAN, and also why not win Champ League, since I was little I like Madrid, but now I am at NUFC even if it's not Manchester United or City, it's still a great club."

Metro Radio News ‏ @MetroRadioNews #nufc have released a statement denying Papiss Cissé issued a 'come & get me' plea in an i/view in L'Equipe & say he's completely committed

I like Carroll better when he's falling over and being shit. At Liverpool anyway.

He's ours and will still be that next season.