TBG

Think I'm actually looking forward most to seeing how poorly ran we used to be. Should (it wont) put to bed the claims from some that Ashley did a good job up here.

It's more so the crowd it attracts on a Saturday night. It was very much 'Eeeee Chantelle get a photo of is holding me £10 cocktail. Oi mate move out the way' #influencer. Was actually decent though when they had the match on.

I'd imagine the expansion runs along side the fan zone being there. I think some don't appreciate just how long it'll take to expand the Gallowgate. It's not something they're gonna get done in pre season ready for the season start.

Enjoying all of this content. Under the old ownership we wouldn't have stumped up for the cameras.

Pardon?

I'm not great at math so would appreciate the next few pages putting me right, but I'm assuming this adds another £100M to the FFP pot?

Now hope Targett pings in the corner for Gordon to get on the end and score the winner in the Champs League final.

Do I get a pen?

Similar to inviting Australia to join Eurovision, could Uefa not just add Saudi teams to the Union of European Football Associations Champions League?

So based on the reactions to his first two games, he's either world class/signing of the summer or piss poor. Hopefully his next game balances things out.

It's match day guys

Taking the photo.

Been told its all done

Must be due a new contract this season

Could just be signing Maxi's goodbye card. Learning to read and write is a huge thing for those from Blyth.

This is a tough one. On one hand, it's nothing more than a friendly to build up fitness and maybe try some new tactics/formations in a low pressure nothing to lose friendly. On the other hand, a defeat would signal Villa have done better in a transfer window that is still open, even though not playing or wanted by Howe, we've missed out on Diaby, Emery was actually the man for us, and a guarantee that Villa will finish above us in the league.

Could they be keeping the announcement for the half time show against Villa?

Always love how the Chronicle reports these yocals. You'll get a headline along the lines of 'Disgusting scum caught stealing a Twix. Bring back hanging?', with the headline below or above it being 'Career criminal and head of crime family, Sayer, spotted taking in the sun at Whitley Bay'.

Chroncile should get at least three weeks worth of headlines out of this

So to summarise, you can buy the pro shirt at ponteland airport, and Adam P got fingered twice in one day.

Gonna be a fair few aneurysms if we don't beat Aston Villa in the Premier League Summer Series at the Lincoln Financial Field

Shame we're still stuck with the same font from the past 14 years

Have we seen them both in the same room, at the same time?

Like ya Mam.

Needs to start against Villa, at the Lincoln Financial Field.