TBG

Gateshead playing really tight here. One of those games where we would've benefited from Shelvey pinging the ball long for Wood to get in behind.

Some serious questions need answering.

Clearly worked their way into the starting 11 so protecting them for the start of the season.

It's 100% getting called off

Just abandon the match. Regroup and focus on Alan McGregors Testimonial at Rangers away.

State of that bench

And dare i say it, orders wine

Tough game

My sources are saying possibly Arsenal

Has Gateshead away in his sights.

Fans might not like it, but the club are clearly sledging their bets

Hopefully he'll be jamaican us a lot of money.

Is Shearer's Bar definitely showing the match tomorrow? All I can is a Facebook post of them sharing the fact you can stream it. Nothing saying they are showing it.

This might be a fever dream, but I still have fond memories of the volley against Spurs(?) from a set penis corner.

Nah fair play to Ryder. He's done his research and at the time of writing that, was unable to find subscription to the paper copy of the Chroncile under the name of Szoboszlai. Another sign that he had no interest in joining the club.

Must both be in contention for Gateshead away.

NEED SCHAR

Here man, if I can find a stream for 'Ba Ria Vung Tau vs Dong Tam Long An' in the Vietnamese League 2, how hard can it be to find a stream for a match taking place 5 mins down the road from me.

Another top target goes by

I quite like the seahorse, but it's definitely just been edited on. Would be sheer laziness not to shave the hair next to it.

I'll wait for Adam P to summarise.

Would explain the lack of signings.

That the match most pundits would have had us kicked out of the league for setting up to get a result, instead of setting up to get a hiding infront of a global audience