TBG

In comparison I paid, I think a tenner for Steve Harper's testimonial

Longstaff! Be it Matty or Sean, It's Longstaff. Even Everton could do with a Longstaff. Why not try Longstaff in a midfield threeeeee.

The fuckers won't even acknowledge that tweet ever again if the deal doesn't go through

Jason we need you to announce Newcastle's new signing Nu-castle have signed Bru, Bruno Guiaiaieismalsoslsoes. Not for me and not what they need.

TUNE IN NOW

Got to question why they waited until December 2021 to put the bid in instead of December 2020.

Oman that would suck.

Nah we all know how easy it is sign players, so Leverkusen should have no problem getting a replacement in. Might be able to get one from Basel for under a mil.

Or maybe journalists keep jumping the gun, people on here see it as a done deal and then get upset when it's far from it.

"Who do you think is lying to us? footballoutsiders247 demanded. Placid, footballinsider247 met his gaze "Who brother? Who but ourselves?"

Lads, lads, hear me out, imagine if we signed Muller and then went on to sign Rice.

You have to wonder if he had a DoF in, would they be moving heaven and literal earth to close the distance between Ecuador and Brazil, to get this deal done quicker. Signs of more naivety from the new owners.

Maybe he's coming back for revenge. Gonna do a Duff last game of the season.

By hat does he mean condom.

Credit once again to the tea lady or whoever is getting these deals done in place of a DoF.

The failure to believe footballinsider247 enfeebles the vision and strengthens our most fatal tendency - the belief that we are footballoutsiders247

Nice copy and paste there Pete

You either believe every tweet and become a footballinsider24/7, or don't pay attention to tweets and see yourself become the footballoutsider24/7

Would be interesting to see how many of them were actually genuine and not just click bait.

Even though there's nothing in that tweet to suggest it's us he's talking to, I'm still going to be furious when it doesn't happen and blame it on the lack of a DoF. Saudis out.

But make sure you tune in on deadline for more drama.

Also illegal to actually play football iirc

40mil seems a bit too much when we could sign 40 players for under a million each.

I'd wager my next pay packet that there would be a lot on here complaining if we spent less than £1m on a player this window.

Name 5, their release clause fee and how willing they are to come.