TBG

De Jong would be a good option off the bench for big Joel when tired. Ter Stegen for cup runs.

Absolutely disgusting how they're not playing it out like an episode of The Apprentice for all our entertainment.

Yeah but I've had dealings with this company and they've been nothing but dodgy.

Looks like an ad for a no win, no fee injury claim Solicitor.

He's turned it round there Jeff. Went from a terrible sickness record to one of the best in the country. Employees were never going to take to him for being a higher up.

Granted it's another quick mock up, but something like this perhaps?

I'm assuming they've ran it past us first?

Either way Stavely said end of November, but we're now the first week of December. Again too slow. PIF out.

His signature looks like a knob

Bossed it.

Could they have him hovering over the pitch in a helicopter

The other night I did dream we won 11-2 like.

They give of "Top Shagger" vibes. No one can back up the claim but it doesn't stop them bragging to anyone who will listen.

It means I hope San Marino batter us.

Training? On a Saturday? On a day off? Wonder which journalist will be first to report that players *cough Shelvey cough* aren't having fun in training like they did under Bruce.

Man United will make a good feeder club for us.

Did the Ashley era put that up for sale Can't remember which sacking it followed, but didn't they also once put a piece on the official website asking people to get in touch if they were interested? What a time man.

B bbbb but I thought PIF were already wanting to sell?

The only thing missing from that interview was them asking what his thoughts on the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre are. Bunch on knackers, man. I'm assuming those reporters won't be going across to Qatar next year in protest.

Won't believe it until The Mirror confirm it.

Mental how they'll be doing things proper rather than handing out 8 year contracts off the back of a chat in a pub. Another failure for the new owners.

Anything less than 5 goals scored against Brighton and he's already a failure.

Honestly just buy some Viagra and pay for a prostitute if you're that desperate for attention.

Already looking forward to the reaction of them not winning their first match.