TBG

Imagine if he got suck in though phwoaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh

neesy's not been on the glue again has he?

Harsh on Shay's Given Tim Flowers

He's already got a steward that's supposed to watch out for him. He gets paid the same as the regular stewards and a free pie at half time

We do something similar when we score 2 or more goals, we get 50% off at Papa John's.

Worthy of a thread

Banned another paper

Had to laugh at Mike in the comments "to think i gave up following Liverpool for this s***". Was Mike off here wasn't it? someone off here pretending to be mike Someone as done Froggy & Stifler as well ffs Inspired. :lol:

Nah according to the King we've got too many players. We should have cover for all areas.

Nah, De Jong is injured, he'll hoy Santon back into midfield.

Shouldn't make a difference, according to the king our squd is too big, we should be able to replance him no problem.

#LAD

Have you got much they track back, how high they can jump and how much they "get stuck in" stats? We all know that's what really matters.

Winning cups gets you relegated though. Remember the club proved it with stats.

We beat Pardew to death with it

Ben Arfa running at Dummet

"We've always known he's a fret, he just didn't show it with us"

They forgot lazy.

£5million bid for Thiago Silva at 10:55pm followed by Pardew saying "We tried, we won't be held to ransom". Should be enough to keep the window lickers happy.

Hope this gets thrown back at the King when he uses Colo or Taylor being injured as an excuse.

"We tried"

So they've finally got round to reading the quotes from his lawyer then.

NUFC Subs: Elliot, Dummett, S.Taylor, Anita, Obertan, Aarons, Perez.