TBG

Them: BREAK open the Christmas chocolates!! Me: Them: What? Me:

"If....Isak had a full preseason, he probably doesn’t play against Spurs. No hear me out. A fully fit Isak starts most games this season, so you look at the Christmas fixtures. You look at Spurs this season. You look at the arrangement in place with the referee and think 'Let's rest Isak. We should have enough to beat Spurs, if not let's call in a favour with the ref'. So for me what it comes down to is how Newcastle handled the summer"

He's shorter than my Nana, and by Nana I mean her ashes in an urn.

Usual away win against these lot. 0 - 3 Wissa, Tonali, Neave

Back in stock. Howay, das langärmlige Deutschland-Trikot

Annddddd you'll never. You'll never walk before June.

Your Ma' does

Aye that's class that like.

Wonder if they'll go for Calvert-Lewin in January before he costs double in the summer.

Was half expecting a penalty to Chelsea for Gordon's "handball", not long after we had one waived for something similar.

Iraola must be under pressure.

Bet he has beans on his Christmas dinner.

Mathematically we can still win the league.

You cannit be telling Thiaw to slip there and get away with it

Fyi, the Adidas store is out of stock of the letter 'W' for those going to order the long sleeved Germany shirt.

Bruno's 🇧🇷 child 🧒 left in tears 😢 as Newcastle ⚫️⚪️ failed ❌️ to beat Chelsea 🐯 in crunch again ahead of the festive 🎄🎅 period 👩

All I did was go round and say merry Christmas to all of the Stewarts

Point of signing Ramsey if he can't even get ahead of Willock?

Wouldn't be starting Wissa in goal either.

Santa recalled all of his elves.

I think realistically we'd all agree most teams with our injuries would struggle against 4th placed Chelsea. No excuses for Howe though.

You have to look back to that 5th place finish under Ashley and question have we had it better since.