TBG

Maybe a long shot, but could the performances be in protest to King Charles being head of the monarchy? There's a lot of youngsters in the squad who've been brought up learning Fortday dances from tockTik, when back in my day we lived off rations and danced to the sound of another failed Stuka dive bomb. Throw in the woke poisoning the nations mind into believing that the bitch Diana didn't deserve to end up in two different postcodes and it's clear the players aren't playing for our King.

Given we've beaten everyone in wars, I wonder if everyone sees us as their cup final.

Ref had enough

Alex Ferguson was able to transition Alan Smith from a striker to a midfielder. Could Southgate be the one to do the same with Kane? Hopefully also at Man Utd.

Wouldn't be trusting 5 people sat round drinking Carling.

Half of yous asked for Trent

Also apparently vaccinated. Makes you think.

Maybe she was just really looking forward to us signing Calvert-Lewin.

So they can afford another club but can't afford Calvert-Lewin? Ermmm priorities much!?

Would also mean we could keep Minteh who the prophecy foretold would bring balance to the forum.

Makes you think, why don't they make the time Australian Eastern Standard Time

See you all in January

Me or away from Calvert-Lewin?

Slightly worrying that we walk away from our main target so easily.

Allegedly

Ashley Cole has a rabid hatred for the Welsh.

Okay it was the European Cup, but there's no need to be pedantic.

Weird to describe the club falling apart due to selling Minteh and signing Calvert-Lewin as a calf issue, but okay.

Class when it's announced as an undisclosed fee.

In comparison Real Madrid have signed Mbappe on a free. Makes you think

Adam Armstrong following his loan spell at Blackburn, written all over this.

Can only see a team in the Champs League and experience of winning it coming in for him. Finger crossed Villa can't get the funds in time.