TBG

Owen and Ringo Starr on commentary.

Jamie Redknapp, Jamie Carragher and Dietmar Hamann (to represent Newcastle) are the studio guests apparently.

Sign Sorloth for £30M. Win the League and Champions League. Force Liverpool to sell Ekitike to us next summer for £75M. Sell Sorloth to some Saudi Club for £50M.

VAR going back to the corresponding fixture 5 year ago to see whether the goal should stand.

£130M for Dembele. £20M loan move for Jackson & Nkunku. Over to you Nepohowe.

To be fair, two games in two days is an expensive watch.

Gonna be an absolute pain for Geordies with dogs named Max when we play Arsenal. "Max Dowman...", poor dog won't know if they're coming or going.

Would prefer to sell Neave for £20M

We really should be enquiring about Haaland. £175M.

Isn't the page ran by a mackem? It's very much 'Well done Sunderland fans 👏' and NUFC bait at times.

We're all still joining in with "You'll Never Walk Alone" yeah?

A reminder if you weren't already aware that Freddie Woodman is part of the Liverpool sqaud. Don't let the East Stand forget that.

Hope his leaving video is just his highlights from the friendly against Espanyol. There was potential there.

Quite a substantial addition. Haters will still hate though.

I wonder if the clubs feel like 'Project Targett Number 9' needs 6 months in the Championship to see how he gets on before making a decision.

Mateta?

Shit move. We'll still be covering his £325k a day wages.

Would you take him if we get beat by Liverpool?

£66.23m + Willock & Lascelles Simple as that.

£67.84m for Mateta Just get it done.

£75M for Kane. Just get it done.

Away shirts with the Korean print on sale tomorrow.

To the tone of "Shearer, Shearer" Jorgen, Jorgen.