TBG

We need a statement. Ideally released Wednesday just gone.

We can't go into Michael Michael McIntyre's The Wheel Series 2, Episode 14 without a statement being released.

Anyone else feel like demanding a statement from the club?

The only positive coming from this thread is, the next incoming player we're linked to, should definitely be signing as that's how it seemingly works now.

Granted they've done more in two years than Ashley ever did. And will continue have more ambition than Ashley ever did. But would Ashley have allowed this situation given he would've continued to run the club into the ground. Makes you think.

One positive is we wouldn't have to watch him up against Burn.

14 years of being ran into the ground.

June 30th goes by and we're not in breach "Newcastle are still flying close to the sun with sources saying the club is braced to lose one or two big players in January"

Take the points deduction. Miss out on Europe because of it. A forum inquest will be held, questioning where the season went wrong and why it rests on our inability to take points off Man City and Arsenal who dropped a combined 6 points over the course of the season.

One could say he'll turn out mint,eh.

The lad is the future. Need to do everything we can to keep a hold of him. He's one we should be building our side round for the next 5-10 years. So if it means selling Isak to keep Minteh, so be it.

Club statement, NOW

Minteh MUST start

What time is everyone heading to the ground? I want Eales stood outside like Keegan when Cole was sold, explaining how this embarrassment has been allowed to happen. The Saudis are ruthless and wont stand for this. Dan Burn can't play left back. Howe only buys British players. Schar in midfield.

Wont be long until you get locked up for having a Christian name like John.

Lads, if you want to feel good about yourself, get this The amount of men complimenting me for it is astounding.

Disappointing not to see [insert a place I want] not there.

With a worrying release clause

Can't wait for UEFA and FIFA to crack down on it, all the while happy to take sponsorship money from the like of Aliexpress.

Maybe a long shot, but could the performances be in protest to King Charles being head of the monarchy? There's a lot of youngsters in the squad who've been brought up learning Fortday dances from tockTik, when back in my day we lived off rations and danced to the sound of another failed Stuka dive bomb. Throw in the woke poisoning the nations mind into believing that the bitch Diana didn't deserve to end up in two different postcodes and it's clear the players aren't playing for our King.