TBG

Could've avoided this embarrassment if Howe had continued only signing former Bournemouth players

Would people be happy with Ousmane Dembélé?

Move on.

How long before "Isak feels like he's being forced out of the club as Newcastle look set to complete Sesko deal. Isak was told he would be welcomed back but now feels like the club have turned their back on him. This can't go on"

🚨 Newcastle want answer before end of transfer window. Talks on going. Mufc interest remains high but yet to bid. Sesko undecided. Decision to be made soon

Nothing like the forum being on it's arse to induce some anxiety.

It can

Isak FORCED to train alone, as team mates only arrived back in the early hours of this morning

Arguably one of our worst or more than adequate keepers of all time.

Awful weather to train in today mind. Can see why so many players are reluctant to join us when we keep players against their will and force them to train in all weather conditions. (iirc Liverpool is the driest place on earth, hence why the locals produce so much extra hockle to keep hydrated)

Sesko?

Wilson Longstaff Isak (potentially) Osula and Elanga synchronised goal celebration The East Stand will rise from its slumber.

Keeping Isak will be like getting back with an ex. It'll be a good 6 months and we'll have hope It'll continue going on. Then one day we'll find him in bed with another man. Whore.

Absolute 4d chess by sem

€30m and we answer the phone.

Keith Downie? More like Keith Downer

Will hopefully one day get a remake of these

Apparently cut out her saying "That's Mr Shearer to you"

Off the bench against Espanyol i reckon. Would recommend judging him in person, tickers still available.