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He really doesn’t invite warm feelings towards him. Seems like a cold, boring, uninspired man whose only calling card is discipline but for all the wrong reasons. E.g. someone can be a complete wrong’un but he doesn’t appear to mind unless they cross him. Part looking forward to him fucking off but mainly looking forward to him staying as he’s utter shit

He’s a bit unhinged really

Man U lose to Fulham and the knives will not only have been sharpened but they’ll be out. Sad.

Gets forgotten about because his technique as a footballer is so poor but his defending positionally at LB was always incredible and his decision making

Yeah, sadly he’s about as PFM as it gets. Talks in endless cliches without ever really saying anything. It tends to boil down to “you have to want it more”

I’ll be amazed if Mount becomes a quality player for Man U. I don’t think he’s utterly useless but I think he’s a disaster in a team that doesn’t have a structure. He’s a world apart from being a central midfielder. He’s not creative enough to be a playmaker and not physical enough to link play in transition reliably. Realistically I think his only hope of having a career at a high level is as a goal scorer in a support striker type role. However, this can only be effective in teams where they stretch the opposition and he gets time on the ball in the twenty five yards area outside goal. Such a niche player who offers barely anything in a lot of set ups

Buster Baxter (the rabbit one)

Probably Semis as I couldn’t hack losing to them in a final. Not sure which we’d have a better chance of winning though

Excellent rankings, I can see Tino making a run at the leaderboard when he gets more game time. Not convinced Gordon deserves a top 10 spot despite me being a big fan. He does speak well off the pitch though

Eddie Howe style response. He’s such a likeable lad

Fucking joke man, an away draw against Chelsea

Fucking hell man, absolutely knackered. Get on with it you snakes, stealing extra advertising spots and viewers you shouldn’t have

It’s an s-tier meme. Burst out laughing each time

Ten Hag’s having a disaster of an interview here

Just give us a home fixture, that’s all I ask for

Fernandes is such a negative cunt. Honestly, why is he captain? His shit attitude will be insidious. I know what it’s like to be around negative losers and they drag everyone else down around them

Aye, no doubt that he’s MotM again. Transforms how we play with his running without losing anything defensively. He’s an absolute wall. There are no weaknesses to his game

Erik Bawbag got anything left after this loss? Surely their form will continue like this and he’ll be sacked before Christmas

Their heads have completely and utterly gone

If Emil had scored there I would have just whipped my cock out and gave it a strum

This lad will never get the respect and praise he deserves. He’s been amazing for us in so many ways. His defensive effort is unmatched in the league by other wingers, his attitude is as good as it gets and for a season and a half he’s been producing game after game for us in an attacking sense

Ritchie is a terrier, shame he has no legs and doesn’t have great ability as his attitude is class to watch

Get him an automated scooter

Mount’s audition for the lead role in “the invisible man” is surely sewn up