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Dubravka off his line, wew

Fuck’s sake, did the hard work there

Fuck them in the pussy lads

No Hojlund and playing Amrabat, delicious

Howay Hall, this is your night

Don’t namecheck Pardew, Sky, don’t ruin this

Jow’s fitness must be a bit off because he’d be a top three name on the team sheet normally against these. Need Isak to put their pathetic defence in the dog house

Exactly, the officials are a disaster. I’d rather they have less involvement in the game if they’re the disaster they’ve truly proved themselves to be. We should be limiting their involvement to the absolute maximum because they’re almost all incompetent

Eh? It’s been a disaster and hasn’t improved decision making for the most part

Bin it, bring in the automated offside technology and we’re sorted

Today I feel Foreign, today I feel African, today I feel dollar dollar bills yo

Wish the day would hurry up

35 million for a goalkeeper who transforms the way we play out from the back is pretty likely, either this summer window or the one after. Knowing the football Howe wants us to play, he isn’t going to want a keeper who can’t be trusted with the football at his feet

Want to both win and humiliate these slimy slugs

No chance Pope would be happy to be number two unless he’s permanently crocked

Idiotic

The kindest angle? For fuck’s sake, he’s not decapitated the lad, show us the replay so we can actually see what happened

Booing? Eurgh, grim supporters

Ange’s dirty bastards

What does Brennan Johnson do?

I do like the Viking even though he’s a limited footballer

Is Spanish Keegan the Mike Ehrmantraut to Pep’s Gus Fring?

Gvardiol with almost the defensive play of the season

Maddison the biggest WUM in the league? Surely the biggest English WUM

Man City shitting the bed a bit here