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Lovely build up play

Pope’s way of kicking a ball is so odd, he seems to get too far under it

Very quiet for me but my mum’s TV doesn’t have a sound bar but is the type that requires one. Fucking awful sound experience always

Kick them to the curb

I like Joe, doesn’t speak for the sake of it and generally agree with him even though he’s very measured

Very surprised about Murphy getting the nod over Almiron. I wonder if he’s picked up something very minor and they don’t want to risk him even though it’s likely nothing serious. Just seems a very left field decision (right field in this case)

Knew it was bad the second I saw Trippier kick the ball out of play seconds after Henry went down

Does all sound horrifyingly shit for Everton. You always want big clubs to get cut down to size (relegated for a year or two etc) but it’s not ever nice to see parasites come in and utterly tear a club apart from the inside

Wat?

This the football version of “she’s asking to get raped because she’s attractive”?

I think Miggy will shine in a game like tonight’s. Our work rate is going to be our biggest strength id say. I agree that I think him and Gordon will start, Isak will start and so will Tonali and Longstaff. Back four as normal. Bruno in. Hard to see past Howe going for that

Aye, he’s got something in him where he’s desperate to prove people wrong or prove himself generally. He will love to throw it back in Everton’s face

You should be allowed a fast forward button once a year where you can fuck six hours off in the blink of an eye

Howay the lads, put in a performance that’ll live in the memory for another 25 years

He’s such a thick twat

Wood with a braindead header at the end there, standard

An Italian quote from him directly?

Anti-establishment NUFC, they’re trying to silence us. We’Ve BeEn CaNcElLeD

Maybe I missed it but we’re talking fractions. Overall, I don’t have a major issue with the decision as Berge really shouldn’t have had his arm there but he just wasn’t thinking

Clearly not deliberate but was just really careless that his arm was in that position. I think he put his arm there to shield the incoming defender but forgot how close his arm was to the ball. Definitely no intent to touch it and it was a touch with almost no contact that didnt change the trajectory of the ball at all

Goals like that against you make you feel sick

He does look like he was grown in a lab as an early stage prototype that didn’t work out

Utter disgrace if VAR overturns this

Stunning, smashing one in that curls in off the post is amazing

Would be handing out a season ban for that tackle if I had the choice