gbandit

The only way he becomes a dud (in my opinion) is if he gets a major injury that derails him. His game is so good, the dickhead

Get him in the side tomorrow to start

Sean Longstaff almost retching everywhere is one of my favourite Longstaff moments in a toon shirt. What a top lad

Hope they continue to scapegoat Isak to fuck in the media and it cripples his confidence further while causing rifts in the team, while they continue to be abhorrent across all areas. Since the government introduced age verification this is the most accessible porn going

Always come across as a really sound lad has Robert Green

Who’s more underrated in the league than Murphy right now?

To be honest, I think Eze works well in any team. He’d be amazing here but the same can be said of any side. His individual quality is enough to beat multiple players and then strike the ball cleanly from distance. However, he’s also extremely good at reading play, doing deft flicks and lay offs to teammates. Would have loved him here. I said during the summer a few times that Arsenal were being stupid as fuck by not going all out for him and in the end they finally went got it sorted otherwise there’s no chance they’d be where they are this season

N-O got Haydn on a fat retainer for these thread intros?

He’s massively underrated, people seem to think he’s only this maverick player with a Ben Arfa style touch and drop of the shoulder when in reality he has that to his game but is also just incredibly lethal and efficient with almost everything he does. He’s not lightweight either

Utterly dire this from Spurs. They look like a league two team up against a premier league team

Lisandro Trossard? Howay Gary, I know you love your pay cheques but pay a little attention on the game of football please

Superb from Trossard

Spurs turning up the shithouse dial here

Palhinha must be an absolute nightmare to play against, always times a tackle perfectly, holds onto the ball under huge pressure and then releases it effectively all the time. Incredibly efficient footballer

DCL is essentially a prop / ornament. Has zero influence over the game

Farke fucked up taking Tanaka off

Fuck’s sake

Haha, class. Villa fans signing “Leeds, Leeds are falling apart again” while they concede

Villa undeservedly winning

Aston Villa’s set piece nonce coach walking around on crutches? Karma

Watkins looks like he’s lost a yard as well as all his confidence

Delighted for him, this move was the best thing that could have happened to him. He’s basically become their most important player

So weak from Martinez, we’d be livid if that was Pope

What were the leg breaking challenges?