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Why the fuck is it a yellow for taking off your top but not for doing a coordinated dance that’s absolutely shit. Made worse by the lads thinking it’s mint

Don’t know if I can be arsed to watch this now

You ok there lad?

That pass from Raphinha is probably amongst the worst he’s ever struck

Howay South Korea, do Brazil to embarrass Tite for mudding our Bruno

Shola needs to sign her up for PR purposes, she could turn his 1 in 6 into at least 1 in 3, maybe even 1 in 2

Sick of Croatia going quite far in tournaments without ever looking great

Pre-match prediction: Neymar to score and then for his celebration, he’ll whack out a fleshlight with Jair’s grill printed on it. Then he’ll absolutely hammer it until he gets red carded

That penalty shoot out sums up Japan’s main issue, total lack of conviction and clinical finishing ability when presented with clear chances

Zlatko looks like he’s got shit all over his kegs

Howay Japan

Would be such a shame if Japan lose here, been so much better than Croatia

If Japan had a great striker they’d be an absolutely top side

You just know Jenas uses the phrase ‘beer o’clock’ when he clocks off and wants to go to the pub

Tomiyasu? Why?

Get the fuck in

Japan’s movement is outstanding. They understand when to go and where to pass into space so well

Really enjoyable game this even though attacks keep breaking down for both sides before they can get a shot off

Huge chance that for Japan

Would love to see Japan beat Croatia. I imagine Croatia will struggle to be up for it as the Japanese are unlikely to have said something that could be even be remotely interpreted as negative

Aye, a man who’s known for treating everyone with contempt, using any means necessary for his own gain and seemingly taking a psychopathic joy out of destroying others has done it again. The naivety you have to have to believe he could be anything other than the most destructive force your club has ever experienced is mind boggling

Can’t fucking wait for this turd to leave this mortal coil

Man, being a Coventry fan must be absolutely shit

Foden’s looked fantastic as well to be honest

I like Southgate a lot as a person and his human qualities and relationship-building skills are the biggest reasons why he’s been successful. He clearly knows how to connect with different players and also to help them connect together. I think pretty much everyone is in agreement that he’s not a great tactician and the football is sometimes very slow. However, if you look back at the way England played under the last ten managers, we were largely appalling to watch and unsuccessful. Southgate has been successful and the football has been far better than under capello, Hodgson, McClaren etc